My name is Cassidy, and I'm a graphic-designer-and-comedy-writer-and-other-hypenated-nouns who is a motivated self-starter and thrives in fast-paced environments. I've always had the useless talent of getting pity laughs from my mom. A heckler at an open mic said I was bad at stand-up, so I tried comedy writing. In my free time, I read, make sentences too long, frequent the clearance section of every Target, and test the limits of caffeine consumption.
If you ever show your friends a picture of your crush, and you have to say, “Let me find a better picture of them,” it means they’re ugly.