Writer. Standup Comic. Battle Rapper. Bio Author.
An easy way to beat a lie detector is with a baseball bat.
Stop being passive-aggressive. You know who you are.
I don’t care where the states are located. If Oklahoma was next to Maine that’d be OK by ME.
Does anyone want to be in a platonic relationship? Asking for a friend.
Gamblers: Read ‘em and weep
Gardeners: Weed ‘em and reap