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Bruce Ickes is a recovering high school teacher, a job where humor was a survival tool and satire often couldn't keep up. Writing published or forthcoming in Robot Butt, Little Old Lady Comedy, The Haven, MuddyUm, NewsBiscuit, Points In Case. Flash Fiction Magazine, Aethlon, The Fib Review and others.

Humor Writing

He Came, He Saw, He Riffed: Julius Caesar dropped by with some observations on America at 250

by Bruce Ickes | July 9, 2026 | The Haven

50 (Eco-friendly) Ways to Leave Your Lover and Get Yourself (Carbon) Free

by Bruce Ickes | June 28, 2026 | Little Old Lady Comedy

List, List, O List. A Master List of Lists from Best to Worst

by Bruce Ickes | June 23, 2026 | The Haven

Scientists Say Newly Discovered InstaCart Receipts Reveal Surprising, Interesting Insights Into Habits, Lifestyle of Blue Whales

by Bruce Ickes | June 21, 2026 | Robot Butt

Scott Pelley Said Losing His 60 Minutes Gig Was “Like Your Spouse Was Murdered”

by Bruce Ickes | June 11, 2026 | The Haven

I, Totenkopf

by Bruce Ickes | June 8, 2026 | MuddyUm

Rising Gas Prices Force Rival Gangs to Carpool for Drive-bys

by Bruce Ickes | June 6, 2026 | The Haven

Is There a Happy Meal on the Final Menu for The Bear? Guess Again

by Bruce Ickes | June 4, 2026 | The Haven

“Oh, Daddy! Famous Fathers We Can’t Forget”

by Bruce Ickes | May 25, 2026 | Little Old Lady Comedy

Jokes

My girlfriend said she wanted to spice up our sex life with some role playing. She said next time I should play the sexually unsatisfied partner.

— Bruce Ickes