A Thorough Deconstruction of the Absurdity of the Three Wise Men Story
The maji hoped Jesus would grow up and use the frankincense and myrrh to develop a proprietary blend for His signature cologne, using His omniscient business acumen.
College graduate and current piece of shit with no job and little prospects. Graduated from the University of Alabama as a Biology Major with a Minor in Your Mother's Anatomy. I actually only paid 5 dollars for the sunglasses in my pictures, so I still look Ray Ban-douchey at a fraction of the cost. Feel free to hurt my feelings to alleviate your urge to hit my very punchable face.
The maji hoped Jesus would grow up and use the frankincense and myrrh to develop a proprietary blend for His signature cologne, using His omniscient business acumen.