I am an improv actor and stand up comedian who loves word play, anagrams, and reading odd signs. I also read books.



Jokes

I was at a barbeque and I saw that the condiments table had a sign reading “Please take only what you need.” I now have a table.

— Bill Nance

I checked into a hotel and asked for a wake up call. They said “you’re ugly and you’re wasting your life.”

— Bill Nance

Comments

Brilliant. #WeSpilledTheTea is gold.
on Mind You, This Was Before Cell Phones  |  May 19, 2026
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