Half-Baked Musings, Frankly
Half-Baked Musings, Frankly
Archive: 2008
Residual Nonsense
Residual Nonsense
Keep Blogging, Morons!
Occasionally I like to read random blogs on the internet. Not anything in particular, just the most average thing possible. I suppose I find some enjoyment in keeping a "finger on the pulse."<br />
Universal Health Care (Comic)
Universal Health Care (Comic)
Why Canada is Better Than America
If Canada is America's hat, it's the kind that's so big on your head that it swallows your face. Plus, like, Canadian chicks are way hotter.
Things You Will Never Hear
Things You Will Never Hear
I Was Hoping It Was Phone Sex Sample Day
I Was Hoping It Was Phone Sex Sample Day
I’m Drunk
I'm Drunk
I Would Not Be This Type of Boyfriend
I Would Not Be This Type of Boyfriend
Observations Like a Week Off
Today is my last day of work until next Tuesday. I will be attending, along with five friends, the Langerado festival in Big Cypress, Florida. Unless wireless internet is available down there (and I doubt it will be), Wednesday will be my last post this week. And I will be drunk. Very very drunk. So if I do post after Wednesday this week, look for a shitload of typos.
The Popsicle Stick Structure
It was obvious the popsicle stick structure was no longer a conversation piece, but more of a really boring best friend of his I had just offended.
Prank Call
I made this prank call to a weight loss pill company called Lipozene! Maybe you've seen their commercials. It's a company that advertises late at night on television. Their pill, as they say, is for people who need to lose A TON of weight, it is not for the moderate dieter. I, coming in at 120 pounds and 5'10", fit in this category, right?<br />