Gavin Pitt


University of Western Australia

Class of



Perth, Australia (just picture the post-apocalyptic wasteland of I AM LEGEND, only with more kangaroos, and the bloodthirsty mutant freaks have the vote)

At a Glance

Mad, blue-haired, late twenties Forensic Entomology major (I can bring whole dinner parties to a nauseous standstill with my tales of Bot-Fly life cycles) at the University of Western Australia. I was in the same class as Hugh Jackman once—long enough to get bored by the lecture, not long enough for a decent grope. Hoping to one day become a CSI, or write for CSI, or at least visit the set of CSI and be the creamy Aussie filling in a Nick/Greg sandwich. By the way, I'm gay.


I'm a 28-year-old Sandgroper (that's ocker slang for West Aussie—I don't hump dirt) who likes insects and arachnids, horror movies and hot guys. Not necessarily all at the same time or for the same purpose. My ambitions in life are to become a Forensic Entomologist, make armfuls of cash, have a spider named after me (I don't work with cute critters), and marry Seann William Scott, James Marsden and/or David Tennant. What?! I can multi-task!


I'm Gavin Pitt and I write about horror movies, bugs and hot guys, plus anything shiny that grabs my attention. Don't bother running, I have you surrounded.

Rapeocalypse II: American Die... Re-Urn-ion 5/31/12
Four Signs of the Rapeocalypse: Michael Bay Wet-Dream Edition 5/13/12
The 10 Best Overlooked Films of 2011 1/6/12
Mall Santa Comebacks Guaranteed to Put a Child in Therapy 12/2/11
The Not-Scars: My 10 Best Films of 2010 3/12/11
Bride of Frank-Urchin 2/20/11
Bad Things to Hear in Bed, Before, During or After Sex 2/3/11
The Book of Christmas Revelation 12/24/10
Oprah-Homa! 12/11/10
Octopus's Pardon 7/15/10
Six Feet Blunder 5/29/10
The New Face of Terror 5/25/10
Cockchafer: Not Just a Beetle, But a Way of Life 4/11/10
Toad in the A-Hole 4/7/10
Go Cry, Emu Kid 3/6/10
The Good, The Bad and the Fugly 2/7/10
The Noughtie List 1/8/10
Ho-Ho-Ho-Horrors! 12/23/09
E.T. Telefon Hjus! 12/12/09
Xmas Survival Guide for Unrepentant Grinches 12/8/09
10 Things I Date About You 11/21/09
Maine? Man! 11/9/09
Attack of the Prones 10/20/09
It's 3am, Do You Know Where Your Frontal Lobes Are? 10/6/09
Four and Twenty Blackbirds RAKING YOUR EYE! 9/28/09
The Lamb-y Awards 9/14/09
Let My People Come 9/6/09
Welcome to Australia - Here's Your Antivenom 8/20/09
Ten MORE Commandments 8/16/09
The Bore* That Broke the Camel's Back (*Original Noun Changed to Avoid Lawsuit) 8/5/09
This One Time, At Bug Camp... 7/29/09
Going Gamma-Alpha-Upsilon 7/16/09
You Wanna See Something REALLY Scary?! 7/4/09
The (Tasmanian) Devil's Dictionary 6/27/09
Sporting Serious (Holly)Wood 6/22/09
ANIMAL HOUS- What Do You Mean It's Taken? 6/19/09
Pig Trouble in Little Swine-ah 6/18/09

Comedy Articles

Top 5 Sexiest Male Psychopaths
We go behind the hockey mask and get under Freddy’s fingernails with horror’s top five sexiest male psychopaths, including Christian Bale, Jeremy Renner, and Gaspard Ulliel.
Oct 30, 2015

Top 5 Sexiest Male Demons
The chemistry between some of these characters leads to some awesomely homoerotic moments, not to mention way too much "shirt ripping off."
Oct 27, 2014

Top 5 Sexiest Male Ghosts
This year we grab our white sheets and harass Whoopi Goldberg to be our ethereal go-between as we polish our (crystal) balls and tackle the top 5 sexiest male ghosts.
Oct 21, 2013

Top 5 Sexiest Male Zombies
This year we've picked a somewhat daunting monster to find attractive. As walking corpses, zombies tend not to be included very often when erotic fantasies come to mind.
Oct 26, 2012

My First Day at the Circus
The guy who used to make the popcorn, who is now Bruinhilda, the Spectacular Dancing Bear of the Mysterious Gypsies, tells me I got lucky.
Sep 27, 2012

Top 5 Sexiest Warlocks
Witchery isn't all cauldrons, eye of newt, and lesbians on Buffy. Here is my list of male witches (warlocks, sorcerers and assorted necromancers) who put the "ab" in "abracadabra."
Oct 29, 2011

Top 5 Sexiest Male Werewolves
When it comes to sexy werewolves, the balance is tipped firmly to my side of the scale, since they're pretty much skewed towards a gay audience. Here are the top 5 sexiest!
Oct 27, 2010