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Molly: Here take these 10% off coupons upstairs with you.
Efren: Fuckin' do it yourself!
Molly: I take them up every fuckin' time! You're the teacher, you take them!
Efren: Get off your ass and do something!
Bobbie: Molly, I give you permission to fight him. This is a retail vs. cooking school battle.
Molly: What?! I'm gonna tell your students that their teacher is being a little bitch and refuses to give them their coupons so they're not getting a store discount.
Bobbie: I'll give you a promotion.
Efren: Bobbie, just because you park in the store lot doesn't mean you can give people promotions. What are you going to promote her to? Head duster?
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