More Humor
What, a Guy Can’t Wear His Burglar Costume to the Art Museum?
What’s next, requiring me to carry a regular wallet instead of my trusty burlap sack with a dollar sign on it?
Why Shouldn’t Odysseus Be from Southie?
Aeolus gives me a leather sack full of wind, and my guys open it because they think it’s a Market Basket bag full of Munchkins.
This Insomniac’s Nocturnal Regimen
12:27 A.M. Chug an entire glass of water. Future You will deal with this.
1:06 A.M. The song “Mr. Sandman” is stuck in your head.