About Nick Gaudio
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Cumberland, Maryland
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West Virginia University
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Nick Gaudio attended THE West Virginia University. There, he was editor-in-chief of Calliope, the award-winning undergraduate literary journal. In his spare time, Nick liked to write, read, and show off his penis. He is currently working on a novel that incorporates all of these.
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Posted April 10th, 2008 by Nick Gaudio
So, I don't get the opportunity to update this thing very often. However, once in a while I'll come up with something so spite-ridden that I must show you all.
To get a little idea of what I mean, I guess I'd like to give you a little background...
I like Paul Frank. I like reading Paul Frank. I like all the writers of this site, including most of the contributing writers (exception: Mike Trogdore and Chris Phelan).
But, when I found out that Paul had not taken the comments feature off of his blog, I was a little disheartened. I, for one, had gotten a ton of shit when I first started. (If you don't believe me, check out my first column's fucking comment box). But I kept going and kept ignoring the bitchy comments. Eventually, I became third most popular writer here and then, debatably, second behind DeGraaf. I felt like the kid had given up. So, in the only way I know how, I expressed my desire for Paul to let freedom of speech reign.
Here are the emails.
Paul's Email to the PIC Treehouse (a forwarding service for the main writers of the site)
Hey fellow writers,
My roommate is a huge fag. We're talkin' major-league faggot here. He
could go pro for being a fag.
ANYWAYS, to make a short story a little bit longer...does anyone know
any good pranks I can pull on him where he won't know it's me?
It can be anything ranging from day-ruining to life-ending.
Thank you for your time.
puall
My reply
I tried this one out on a roommate of mine. He, also, was a major-league faggot...
The Shocker
My faggot of a roommate had this blog, right? And he posted all this shitty stuff on it. Well one day, I posted a link of it on facebook and a bunch of our mutual friends came on and read it. They were really, really mean to him. I felt bad at first, given the fact that I, too, had received negative feedback on my blog on PIC (where I started, I'll have you know).
This negative feedback went on and on for about a week and I went on and on feeling sorry that I had gone and made him feel bad for expressing himself, trying to be funny and all that. Until the faggot blocked his comments. So then, when he sent out a massive email to a yahoo group called The PIC Treehouse, asking suggestions to prank our other roommate, Steve, I made fun of him in front of the other Pointsincase writers and outright called him a whimpy bitch for blocking his comments.
Much like I'm doing now.
Whimpy bitch.
________________________
So, in the name of freedom, and because I'm being a smug asshole, I'd figure I'd let you all know how I feel about it.
Thoughts? Questions?
Comments?
To get a little idea of what I mean, I guess I'd like to give you a little background...
I like Paul Frank. I like reading Paul Frank. I like all the writers of this site, including most of the contributing writers (exception: Mike Trogdore and Chris Phelan).
But, when I found out that Paul had not taken the comments feature off of his blog, I was a little disheartened. I, for one, had gotten a ton of shit when I first started. (If you don't believe me, check out my first column's fucking comment box). But I kept going and kept ignoring the bitchy comments. Eventually, I became third most popular writer here and then, debatably, second behind DeGraaf. I felt like the kid had given up. So, in the only way I know how, I expressed my desire for Paul to let freedom of speech reign.
Here are the emails.
Paul's Email to the PIC Treehouse (a forwarding service for the main writers of the site)
Hey fellow writers,
My roommate is a huge fag. We're talkin' major-league faggot here. He
could go pro for being a fag.
ANYWAYS, to make a short story a little bit longer...does anyone know
any good pranks I can pull on him where he won't know it's me?
It can be anything ranging from day-ruining to life-ending.
Thank you for your time.
puall
My reply
I tried this one out on a roommate of mine. He, also, was a major-league faggot...
The Shocker
My faggot of a roommate had this blog, right? And he posted all this shitty stuff on it. Well one day, I posted a link of it on facebook and a bunch of our mutual friends came on and read it. They were really, really mean to him. I felt bad at first, given the fact that I, too, had received negative feedback on my blog on PIC (where I started, I'll have you know).
This negative feedback went on and on for about a week and I went on and on feeling sorry that I had gone and made him feel bad for expressing himself, trying to be funny and all that. Until the faggot blocked his comments. So then, when he sent out a massive email to a yahoo group called The PIC Treehouse, asking suggestions to prank our other roommate, Steve, I made fun of him in front of the other Pointsincase writers and outright called him a whimpy bitch for blocking his comments.
Much like I'm doing now.
Whimpy bitch.
________________________
So, in the name of freedom, and because I'm being a smug asshole, I'd figure I'd let you all know how I feel about it.
Thoughts? Questions?
Comments?
16 Comments
THANK GOD SOMEONE WITH SOME BALLS SAID SOMETHING!
Didn't you start writing your blog in 2005? What happened to those posts?
-As someone who generally likes Paul's stuff, and as a reader (and apparently, a commenter), I totally agree.
-I also agree that Phelan is a MASSIVE tool.
You have an English degree and can't spell wimpy?
Court, I believe I deleted them all for some reason. I think it was because they sucked, but it certainly wasn't because of the negative feedback. Like I said, I do like Paul and I won't back down from that. I think he's quirky.
Anonymous, I prefer...uh...the BritTish speuling.
They add Hs and Us and stuff like that...
Isn't feedback (positive or negative)the only way to improve?
i think you're both fags...how's that for feedback?
Yes Molly, I agree.
And Chad, it was very helpful. Thank you
I knew this writer once who used to write funny stuff and then he stopped and started writing serious stories and he thinks people really like it because he gets positive feedback but most of the people stop reading his stuff half way through because they come to this humor site to laugh you smug prick.
If awesome were gay, you'd both be fagots.
And I would be bisexual.
And Phelan would be a two-beer queer.
Anyway, I think Paul should allow comments. You're kind of a dick for the way you called him out there.
On a serious note, the people who write negative comments go away with time. Most people don't really have the energy to devote to things they don't like. Stick it out, especially if you don't have an "everyman" style. Mitch Hedberg got mercilessly booed sometimes, and now look where he is.
He's dead, but you get what I mean.
Anonymous, that was decent. But not going to change my perspective on the whole deal.
X, you're a plagiarist.
Who the fuck is Paul Frank again?
I don't get much feedback, so if you'd like to leave me negative feedback, go ahead. I'll gladly read it, trace your IP address, find where you live, and humiliate you in front of all your friends, family, and co-workers.
Fair deal?
Thank You for your time.
Thank you Nick for this...I agree that comments should be allowed on Paul Frank's blog to help him get better...because he honestly can't get any worse.
This marks the third time a PIC writer has written about Paul Frank: JB, Tyler and now Nick.
The PIC community just can't quit you, Paul.
Uh oh. You're not going to go rabid on me, are you? I guess I thought I could slip one of your favorite posts by you and have you not notice...
I don't remember writing anything about Paul Frank. I love Paul Frank's comedy, to be honest.
Unless you're counting the time I asked who the fuck Paul Frank was.
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