College Quotes
Ali: Wow, the weight of hell I felt thrust upon my back just now...
Jes: No, that's just a cock.
Ali: A huge terrorist cock...
Jes: THE COCK OF JUSTICE!
Ali: Ramming into me like a plane to a tower...
Jes: Dribbling cum like jet fuel all down your spine...
Ali: Until I explode and collapse in an utterly destroyed heap.
-Different strokes for different folks
Funny AIM Convos
The Scale of Doom
(PG-13, 70 lines)A scale isn't the only way to help fatties face the truth about their weight problem.
You've Been Hacked!
(PG-13, 49 lines)Every year, on April 1st, The Humor Bot turns into a hacking machine.
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Books from PIC
The Snippets and the Impure Tour
By Nathan DeGraaf
A fascinating tour of sex, booze, drugs, and debauchery, complete with witty banter.
The Imbible
By Alex Bash
The definitive guide to drinking games, both new and classic, plus boob jokes.
About NG Hatfield
Hometown
Happenstance, PA
School
Allegheny College
At a Glance
NG Hatfield hates everything. He enjoys brandishing weaponry and subtly refering to it as his penis. When the apocalypse reers its ugly head, who knows how well his skin gun will do?
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i love the drawing... your such an artist...
but the picture is slightly disturbing...
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