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I'm Not Writing Tonight
By Nathan DeGraaf on May 16th, 2008
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I'm watching the Tampa Rays play the St. Louis Cardinals on television right now. They're in St. Louis The last time this happened was in June of 2005, my first month writing here, when they were in Tampa.
And guess what, I wrote abou it.
Game 1
http://www.pointsincase.com/nathan/2005/06/cardinals-vs-d-rays-boxers-vs-briefs.html
Game 2
http://www.pointsincase.com/nathan/2005/06/game-2-full-price-version.html
Game 3
http://www.pointsincase.com/nathan/2005/06/game-3-cards-vs-d-rays-beach-balls-vs.html
Personally, I think Game 3's the best.
And guess what, I wrote abou it.
Game 1
http://www.pointsincase.com/nathan/2005/06/cardinals-vs-d-rays-boxers-vs-briefs.html
Game 2
http://www.pointsincase.com/nathan/2005/06/game-2-full-price-version.html
Game 3
http://www.pointsincase.com/nathan/2005/06/game-3-cards-vs-d-rays-beach-balls-vs.html
Personally, I think Game 3's the best.






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Will you do a story on eating pussy?
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