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Coach: Why are you so upset? You played really well today!
Smash: Because, Coach, I joined this team to have fun. Losing's not fun. I know I'm no Victoria Beckham, okay?
Coach: Umm, Victoria Beckham doesn't play soccer, she's a Spice Girl...
Smash: Yeah well, I go to Maritime so we sure as hell know I'm not one of those either.
Coach: Touche Smash, touche.
-On regaining the sympathy edge
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Nathan DeGraaf graduated fucking years ago with a BA in Creative Writing from the University of South Florida, which he still lives near because college chicks are the best.
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10 Comments
you look sunburned and like you have lipgloss on.
I say you look like a young pat sajak
you INVITE people to insult you, and all you get for 2 DAYS is 2 measly posts?????
is there something weird going on over there to explain this???
whats up with a lip gloss?
More importantly, I see the start of a double chin.
For the record:
The lip gloss is actually chap stick, Nate has some weird pseudo-obsession with it...
The double chin is just b/c Nate is lazy and eats a bunch of junk that is unhealthy. hahaha
Love you Nate!! Enjoy NY!
Ouch! Time to grow the hair out again! Maybe that'll hide the fact that you've turned into the Michelin man! HEHEHE! Just remember, age and trechery will overcome youth and skill!
Thanks for all the fun comments, guys. By the way, Amy and I broke up today at 6 ish, and Bunni wins the breakup pool.
You need to stop announcing when you and Amy are having problems, b/c everytime you get back together, you just look like a jack ass! LOL I'm j/k :-) Is it for real this time, or what?
Ashley, have I ever announced the breakup pool winner before? Think before you say this shit.
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