College Quotes
"Santa Monica College is, like, so stupid. I mean, O to the M to the G, their slogan '#1 in transfers' is like totally telling the world that nobody wants to stay at their school. That's like Marketing 101: avoid negative publicity."
-From a sixth year senior at UCLA
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About Nathan DeGraaf
Hometown
Tampa, FL by way of St. Louis, MO
School
University of South Florida
At a Glance
Nathan DeGraaf graduated fucking years ago with a BA in Creative Writing from the University of South Florida, which he still lives near because college chicks are the best.
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Rest in Peace Old Friend | Talking About Breakfast
At Least It's Summer | I'm With You Peta
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Hot Chicks Will Mess You Up | My Favorite Ten Lines
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Gasparilla: I'm a Shitty Photographer
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Lil' Tony's Mortality | Health: The Nate Way
A Conversation with Jake | A Conversation with Mickey
Good Weird Moment in a Little League Tulip Field
We Will Never Forget | My New Pet
Lord Stanley and the Pampered Bitch | Bye Kirby
Ten Things that Suck About Sleeping Around | No Strings
Bad Baseball and Presumptuous Rednecks | Jealous Much
The Bible: Just a Book | Six Bucks in New York
Chills: The Coolest Dog Ever | Interview with a Bunni
Nuclear Wings and Spicy Bombs | The Humanity
Behind the Scenes with the Boss | Nate's Life Lessons
Killer Train of Thought | Wholeheartedly Endorsed
What's in a Hurricane Name? | Crash into Familiarity
Your Tax Dollars at Work | Hardly Playing the Race Card
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Writing Time: 30 seconds
My hand is messed up. I'm medicated. It hurts to type. The Cardinals won. I'm not in much of a good mood. I promise a wrap of game three (Cards D-Rays) and a seriosuly fatty serving of snippets in the next two days. I apologize if my injuries are causing you any problems, but I know they're not.
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