Andrei: Does Viagra work on "normal" men?
Caitlyn: I think so.
Andrei: But maybe it does nothing, like taking Tylenol without a headache.
Caitlyn: Out of curiosity, why do you ask?
Andrei: I’m debating it with Maria and I thought you might know.
Caitlyn: Wait, you’re debating with a woman about the effects of Viagra and your go-to source is ANOTHER woman?
Andrei: Yeah, why?
Caitlyn: Hahaha, you’re the one with the penis, not me.
Andrei: Well the way I see it, you’ve seen WAY more dick than I have.
Caitlyn: That is true, I have seen a lot of dick.

At first glance you might think this is an easy question to answer, but I think you will find that it is actually extremely hard. Let me start by saying that I do not have erectile dysfunction. However, what I do have are a lot of platonic female friends who are extremely unsatisfied with the sexual performance of their men. In fact, sexual short comings and general performance inability are such common topics discussed with my female friends that it arises more than you would ever imagine.

Viagra poster with man and woman
What did you expect, to see how deep the rabbit-hole goes?
It gets brought up so much that the reason I’m asking the question is because some of these women have actually considered "reverse roofying" their men with Viagra, in order to get their full attention. The very ridiculous mention of such a bold and extreme endeavor had me instantly excited. But would such a thing actually work and how would one ascertain if the man’s performance was actually augmented or not?

After getting into an extremely heightened state, I sprung into action and decided to pump every friend I had for information on Viagra usage. The main reason for my only having female friends is because of this exact type of situation. Men simply have too much ego when it comes to this stuff while women, ironically, always seem to rise to the occasion. With male friendships it’s usually all about one-up-manship and over-exaggerated performance. Women simply don’t get off on over-exaggerated performance; for them it’s all about the intimate and honest details, which is why they’re extremely open when it comes to sex.

My friends and I started slowly, by laying a solid groundwork for what would eventually turn into an extremely sticky situation. At first we were kind of nervous, but once we set our minds to actually doing it, we were completely enthralled. There were a great deal of intimate logistical details to work out though, in order to make this all come together. I knew that what we were doing would be frowned upon by the average decent person, and frankly, I’m not even sure if it’s legal. However, in the interest of sexual experimentation and education, we owed it to the world to make out our best laid plans and see them fulfilled.

Woman's face while having an orgasm
I’m willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh start. All that I’m asking in return is your cooperation…
I’m sorry, I just can’t keep up all these sex puns. I’m good for at least three paragraphs, which is more than most, but then I need to briefly catch my breath before continuing. No, don’t go anywhere, we’re not finished here by a long shot. There’s still a lot left in me and I’m not done with you yet. By the time I’m actually finished, I guarantee that you’ll be the one screaming and begging me to give YOU a break, or maybe even stop altogether.

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Seriously though, this is a difficult question to answer. You see, if you give Viagra to a normal man and he’s aware of it, then he may perform better simply due to the added boost to his confidence, whether it was a placebo pill or not. If a woman was to reverse roofie her guy, so that he was unaware of the test, then she would be biased when interpreting the sexual results, due to increased or decreased expectations.

What we really need here is a randomized, double-blind, placebo-controlled, multi-tiered, reverse-roofie, Viagra fuck test.Environmental conditions also significantly affect the drug’s performance according to various Viagra websites. For instance, "Viagra does not work as intended if the patient consumes a high-fat meal before or along with taking the drug. The fat in such a meal can decrease absorption of the medicine from the gastrointestinal tract." Getting your average man to NOT eat a high-fat meal could be just as challenging as it would be for a woman to get a man to bring them to the point where her eyeballs roll into the back of her head.

A little sex tip: John Mayer may be a douchebag, but he was definitely right about one thing: "It’s all about geometry. I’m sort of a scientist; it’s about being obtuse with an angle. It’s sort of this weird up-and-over thing. You gotta think ‘up and over.’" Incidentally, this is very good advice since the G-spot is located on the upper (anterior) wall of the vagina about two inches in. To all the men reading this, "You’re welcome." To all the women reading this, "You’re VERY welcome, but to be fair to your men, try and not think of me during EACH AND EVERY vaginal orgasm you have now, okay?"

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Female reproductive anatomy diagramIt’s designed to disrupt your input/output carrier signal so we can pinpoint your location.

To add even more complication to the Viagra test, "this medicine facilitates an erection by increasing blood flow to the penis, but it does not act as an aphrodisiac or as an initiator of the erection. A man who is not ‘in the mood’ or does not have adequate physical stimulation will not respond with an erection." Seemingly, this answers the question itself, but it actually doesn’t address whether or not it would make your average, normal man good for several more rounds due to the increased blood flow to the area. In fact, it actually makes the original question of whether or not it works on a normal man even more poignant, because how could they ever have tested a normal man’s reaction in the presence of stimulation? As soon as stimulation was present for the normal man (i.e. in the form of a woman) then their positive reaction couldn’t be actually attributed to the drug’s effect or not. The only effect that can be accurately assessed is a highly negative one, due to the lack of a woman present. The negative effects of not having a woman have already been well demonstrated, by your average underachieving male, time and time again.

Ernest Hemingway poster
Remember, all I’m offering is the truth. Nothing more.
What we really need here is a randomized, double-blind, placebo-controlled, multi-tiered, reverse-roofie, Viagra fuck test. This type of study would entail a large number of willing male and female volunteers. The study candidates would have to have sex with total strangers repeatedly, in order to accurately assess different performance levels. It is very important that all intercourse be vaginal, in order to not taint our results. Furthermore, detailed anonymous feedback would be required to accurately gauge the quality of the sexual performances.

What better place to find participants who eagerly embrace sex, drug use, education, and anonymous feedback, than the readers of Points in Case? If you are willing to be a part of this groundbreaking study, please leave your detailed information in the comment section below. If selected for participation, you will be immediately contacted and thoroughly screened by one or more of our staff members.

Note: There will be no monetary compensation for participation in this study, because any type of over-compensation always results in poor performance. "Welcome, to the real world…"

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