Three is Company Too

spoiledcondoment: yo
courtjester5000: Hello.
spoiledcondoment: wats up
courtjester5000: Chillin fool.
spoiledcondoment: cool
spoiledcondoment: do u have a big penis
courtjester5000: Yes of course.
spoiledcondoment: can u lick it
courtjester5000: Yes I can.
spoiledcondoment: tell me a story
courtjester5000: How old are you?
spoiledcondoment: 67.87
spoiledcondoment : u?
courtjester5000: I am a timeless classic.
courtjester5000: Are you ready for your story?
spoiledcondoment : yes
courtjester5000: I had sex with your mom in 1939.
courtjester5000: The end.
spoiledcondoment : haha what u didnt know is that i have 2 dads
courtjester5000: What you did not know is that it was a threesome.
spoiledcondoment: r u sayign u like getting fudgepacked
courtjester5000: What I am saying is that we both came inside her.
spoiledcondoment: hu is "we both"
courtjester5000: I did not know you wanted the long story.
spoiledcondoment: well i do
spoiledcondoment: i want the full thing
spoiledcondoment: well?
courtjester5000: Well it goes like this:
courtjester5000: The year was 1932.
courtjester5000: Your mother and I were down on hard times, what with the Great Depression and all.
spoiledcondoment: i dont have a mother
courtjester5000: Ahem...
courtjester5000: Please allow me to finish.
courtjester5000: Your mom did.
spoiledcondoment : continue
courtjester5000: I told her everything would be alright, that we would make our OWN "New Deal."
spoiledcondoment: carry on
courtjester5000: I said, "Honey, what would you like to do to spice things up?"
courtjester5000: She said, "I want to involve another man in our sex life."
spoiledcondoment: eww and u were ok with that
courtjester5000: Naturally, I was not too shocked.
courtjester5000: Your mother was never the shy type.
courtjester5000: I told her OK... on one condition:
spoiledcondoment: which was?
courtjester5000: I could pick out any other woman and have sex with her while your mother watched.
courtjester5000: Later on of course.
spoiledcondoment : so wad she say?
courtjester5000: So we took out a classified ad in the newspaper, soliciting a third man to join us for sex.
courtjester5000: 5 people replied.
spoiledcondoment : WAS IT MY FATHER!
courtjester5000: The rest had already had sex with your mother.
courtjester5000: We had to hold an interview session.
spoiledcondoment: was she a slut?
courtjester5000: Yes.
spoiledcondoment : did she have aids?
courtjester5000: Please allow me to tell the story uninterrupted.
courtjester5000: Your mother never interrupted me.
courtjester5000: Although she knew the back of my fist too well by that point.
courtjester5000: Anyway...
courtjester5000: 5 men showed up, and she undressed them, one by one.
courtjester5000: One by one, they all went limp.
courtjester5000: Your mother chose the one with the smallest penis, because she said I hurt her with mine too much.
courtjester5000: Edgar was a frail man of 73.
courtjester5000: I respected her choice, eager to have sex with another woman later.
courtjester5000: Your mother, Edgar and me all gathered in our bedroom one night.
courtjester5000: Your mother got naked and masturbated in front of us, while Edgar and I looked at porno magazines to get hard.
courtjester5000: Edgar could barely keep it up.
spoiledcondoment: couldnt u get hard from her?
courtjester5000: I told him, "It gets easier with time... you learn to block out her face."
courtjester5000: Well, I showed Edgar how it's done, and then invited him to join me in your mother's cavernous hole.
courtjester5000: 3 hours later Edgar was ready to come.
spoiledcondoment: did they have viagra back then?
courtjester5000: By that time I had ordered 3 pizzas and Edgar had watched 33 porno films.
courtjester5000: BRB, intermission.
spoiledcondoment : ok
spoiledcondoment: ran ou to ftissues for ur penis?
courtjester5000: I had to get more Vaseline.
courtjester5000: This metal penis needs all the lube it can get.
courtjester5000: Anyway...
courtjester5000: Edgar came, I came, and your mother squealed like a pig.
courtjester5000: I had taught her this months before.
courtjester5000: 9 months later, out popped a little spoiledcondoment.
courtjester5000: And that's the long and short of you.

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