If there is a
such thing as too much information, learning the story of
how you came to have two fathers is probably included. Oops,
too late.
spoiledcondoment:
yo courtjester5000:
Hello.
spoiledcondoment:
wats up courtjester5000:
Chillin fool.
spoiledcondoment:
cool spoiledcondoment:
do u have a big penis courtjester5000: Yes of
course. spoiledcondoment:
can u lick it courtjester5000: Yes I
can. spoiledcondoment:
tell me a story courtjester5000: How old
are you? spoiledcondoment:
67.87 spoiledcondoment:
u? courtjester5000: I am a
timeless classic. courtjester5000: Are you
ready for your story? spoiledcondoment:
yes courtjester5000: I had
sex with your mom in 1939. courtjester5000: The
end. spoiledcondoment:
haha what u didnt know is that i have 2 dads courtjester5000: What
you did not know is that it was a threesome. spoiledcondoment:
r u sayign u like getting fudgepacked courtjester5000: What I
am saying is that we both came inside her. spoiledcondoment:
hu is "we both" courtjester5000: I did
not know you wanted the long story. spoiledcondoment:
well i do spoiledcondoment:
i want the full thing spoiledcondoment:
well? courtjester5000: Well it
goes like this: courtjester5000: The
year was 1932. courtjester5000: Your
mother and I were down on hard times, what with the Great Depression
and all. spoiledcondoment:
i dont have a mother courtjester5000: Ahem... courtjester5000: Please
allow me to finish. courtjester5000: Your
mom did. spoiledcondoment:
continue courtjester5000: I told
her everything would be alright, that we
would make our OWN "New Deal." spoiledcondoment:
carry on courtjester5000: I said,
"Honey, what would you like to do to spice things up?" courtjester5000: She
said, "I want to involve another man in our sex life." spoiledcondoment:
eww and u were ok with that courtjester5000:
Naturally, I was not too shocked. courtjester5000: Your
mother was
never the shy type. courtjester5000: I told
her OK... on one condition: spoiledcondoment:
which was? courtjester5000: I could
pick out any other woman and have sex with her while your mother
watched. courtjester5000: Later
on of course. spoiledcondoment:
so wad she say? courtjester5000: So we
took out a classified ad in the newspaper, soliciting a third man to
join us for sex. courtjester5000: 5
people replied. spoiledcondoment:
WAS IT MY FATHER! courtjester5000: The
rest had already had sex with your mother. courtjester5000: We had
to hold an interview session. spoiledcondoment:
was she a slut? courtjester5000: Yes. spoiledcondoment:
did she have aids? courtjester5000: Please
allow me to tell the story uninterrupted. courtjester5000: Your
mother never interrupted me. courtjester5000:
Although she knew the back of my fist too well by that point. courtjester5000:
Anyway...
courtjester5000: 5 men
showed up, and she undressed them, one by one. courtjester5000: One by
one, they all went limp. courtjester5000: Your
mother chose the one with
the smallest penis, because she said I hurt her with mine too
much. courtjester5000: Edgar
was a frail man of 73. courtjester5000: I
respected her choice, eager to have sex with another woman later. courtjester5000: Your
mother, Edgar and me all gathered in our bedroom one night. courtjester5000: Your
mother got naked and masturbated in front of us, while Edgar and I
looked at porno magazines to get hard. courtjester5000: Edgar
could barely keep it up. spoiledcondoment:
couldnt u get hard from her? courtjester5000: I told
him, "It gets easier with time... you learn to block out her face." courtjester5000: Well, I
showed Edgar how it's done, and then invited him to join me in your
mother's cavernous hole. courtjester5000: 3 hours
later Edgar was ready to come. spoiledcondoment:
did they have viagra back then? courtjester5000: By that
time I had ordered 3 pizzas and Edgar had watched 33 porno films. courtjester5000: BRB,
intermission. spoiledcondoment:
ok spoiledcondoment:
ran ou to ftissues for ur penis? courtjester5000: I had
to get more Vaseline. courtjester5000:
This metal penis needs all the lube it can get.
courtjester5000:
Anyway... courtjester5000: Edgar
came, I came, and your mother squealed like a pig. courtjester5000: I had
taught her this months before. courtjester5000: 9
months later, out popped a little spoiledcondoment. courtjester5000: And
that's the long and short of you.
