My Dealer Credit is Bad
At a time when most hardworking Americans are concerned with the auspices of an economic recession, I too have been financially impacted, in a very personal way. A while ago, I ran up a small debt with a friend; what follows is a raw, unadulterated account of the emails sent by my friend as he tried to maintain grasp of the tenuous, and increasingly theoretical, outstanding debt. (The messages have been edited minimally in order to preserve anonymity). The first message arrived on March 4, 2008.
March 4
Hey man just wanted to see if we were still on for tomorrow give me a call whenever you're free.
Hope you are doing well,
[signed]
March 6
Thanks omar I appreciate your touching base with me to let me know give me a call whenever you can swing it you could also deposit the Money into my…account but I undersand of you wanna recop thanks man take care and talk to you later
[not signed]
March 10
That's hella funny you mention that j saw that article the midtown Taliban that's awesome remember that song by hood starz where its all "its taliban mutha fucka" maybe that was the inspiration I want to ask [Jorge] if he ever heard about that but I feel like that gang is more recent
[not signed]
March 14
Hey omar check out this story it mentions that midtown Taliban gang but also talks about sac st gang which was the one [Jorge] used to know hella people in. Like those dudes we went with that one night they were in it.
They used to have hella clout but i guess one of them killed a cop on sac street.
I was going to say [Michelle] is going out of town tonight so give me a c
[not signed]
March 14
Sorry omar I hit send by accident give me a call if you wanna cone take some bee aurthurs
[not signed]
March 18
Are you still going to come up?
[not signed]
March 27
Were you planning on coming to the city anytime soon?
[not signed]
March 28
I feel you I just didnt know if you still needed to recop well holler at me
[not signed]
May 6
Hey omar
I wanted to see if you could get that scroll to me anytime soon.
Thanks
[signed]
May 23
Any luck getting that loot?
[not signed]
June 7
Did you get that check on the third?
[not signed]
June 9
I don't want to be a dick but I feel like you aren't planning on paying me back and I think you are taking advantage of me being nice. Can you please just give me a call and let me know if you think you can get that loot anytime soon?
June 9
…But lets chill some time when I am in Menlo Park, are you still hanging out with [Robert] and stuff? Sorry also if my email sounded rude below, I had a really bad performance review this afternoon from my boss, and I sent it when I wass angry and that is never a good thing to do.
Sorry again to write so much, hope your doing well and we should hang out at some point I feel like we havent kicked it for days.
[not signed]
June 10
Dude omar sorry to blow you up but you could at least say thanks for saying it was ok to take your time getting that loot to me
[not signed]
July 6
Hey omar,
Did you have any luck getting that money...I just need to recop soon and I am pretty low on $ right now.
Thanks man,
[signed]
July 23
Hey omar,
Do you think you will be able to get the money anytime soon?
Thank you,
[signed]
July 24
This has gone way to long, I need the money this week.
[not signed]
July 24
Did you see my email?
[not signed]
July 24
I am not a push over omar get me the fucking money
[not signed]
July 24
Alright I guess we can just settle it next time I see you
[not signed]
September 13
Did you ever have any luck Getting that loot?
[signed]











11 Comments
People are sleeping on this one harder than the night of January 2, 2000. When I saw Mr. Frank it Minneapolis he said, "Omar, I am going to make you my little bitch." Now it's happening.
Hope everyone has a fun weekend. Just go out and have a lot of fun. Fun: that's what you want.
-OK
Wait, whoops, what, wait though, am I Mr. Frank? Are you...Omar? What?
No, what I mean Omar is what is January 2, 2001? Or whatever you said?
What I meant to say is that you have written a lot of good ones, whereas I've written...this. I'm cool with it, though; I'm sticking with it.
OK
Ah, yes, what I meant to say however is, if we meant in Minneapolis, I must've been severely churched, as I have no recollection of this event whatsoever.
*if we met in Minneapolis
Yeah, thank god my roofies connect came through! Summer nights...
I think it's cause we're all kinda worried for your flaky ass.
Man, you about to die.
Thales, earliest of Western philosophers, claimed that life and death were "indifferent". When asked why he had not then killed himself, he replied "Because it is indifferent". Philosophy has been obsessed with mortality ever since.
"No man is frailer than another; no man more certain of the morrow." [Seneca]
"My work remains unfinished; huge walls may fall down." [Lucretius]
"For there is nothing else I can make or discover to please you: all things are the same forever." [Lucretius]
"Let him camp in the open, amidst war's alarms." [Horace]
-Omar
ahahaha, i feel like i've had these sort of conversations before, not necessarily for money, but things like cd's or other random shit i leave with friends (or they leave with me, more likely).
Exactly. Looking back at this piece, it seems more an act of performance art than comedic narrative. In particular, it reminds me of the works of the great Christopher Burden, who produced a piece called "Full Financial Disclosure", in which he presented a complete unveiling of his financial situation, and his every transaction, for the year 1975.
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