College Quotes
Boosey: Picture her as some butter.
Doyle: Butter?
Boosey: What you gotta do is become a knife... but she's one of those girls that you gotta warm up to it... you know what I'm saying... it's going to be a ton easier with a hot knife. So in the end, buy Viagra.
Doyle: Oh yeah dude, good point..... wait... what?
-On buttering her up properly
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I, Points in Case Columnist and reserved diplomat, Nathan DeGraaf, live in Tampa and write about whatever I want. One day, someone may actually pay me to babble on endlessly about my meaningless existence. Until then, this will have to do.
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I, Points in Case Columnist and reserved diplomat, Nathan DeGraaf, live in Tampa and write about whatever I want. One day, someone may actually pay me to babble on endlessly about my meaningless existence. Until then, this will have to do.
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About Nathan DeGraaf
Hometown
Tampa, FL by way of St. Louis, MO
School
University of South Florida
At a Glance
Nathan DeGraaf graduated fucking years ago with a BA in Creative Writing from the University of South Florida, which he still lives near because college chicks are the best.
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In Memory of that One Dude | Intervention Free
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At Least It's Summer | I'm With You Peta
Brave New Chore | Coney Island of the Gut
Hot Chicks Will Mess You Up | My Favorite Ten Lines
It's Not Like he was Gonna Write Beethoven's Fifth
A Hurricane by any Other Name | A Five Tool Rat
Your Money is Lying to You | You Can't Enforce Respect
Gasparilla: I'm a Shitty Photographer
I'd Make a Lousy Dad | Missouri is a Bitch
Lil' Tony's Mortality | Health: The Nate Way
A Conversation with Jake | A Conversation with Mickey
Good Weird Moment in a Little League Tulip Field
We Will Never Forget | My New Pet
Lord Stanley and the Pampered Bitch | Bye Kirby
Ten Things that Suck About Sleeping Around | No Strings
Bad Baseball and Presumptuous Rednecks | Jealous Much
The Bible: Just a Book | Six Bucks in New York
Chills: The Coolest Dog Ever | Interview with a Bunni
Nuclear Wings and Spicy Bombs | The Humanity
Behind the Scenes with the Boss | Nate's Life Lessons
Killer Train of Thought | Wholeheartedly Endorsed
What's in a Hurricane Name? | Crash into Familiarity
Your Tax Dollars at Work | Hardly Playing the Race Card
Steroids: Because Losing Sucks | Missing Someone
The Zoo: A Memory | Welcome to Florida - Shut Up
Your Mom Digs My Shirt | The Cute White Boy
RJ and the Half Drunk Prince
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