Bonjour, Best-Men! Read More »

Bonjour, Bandagers!

You may not know it to look at me, but I belong to a minority group (no, not that one). It's a group of people who are sadly endangered across the globe (usually by ourselves) and talked about in hushed whispers—lest we hear you talking about us, come over and you enter the radius of dangerous proximity.

Yes friends, I am accident prone. Read More »

Salutations, Sarcophages! Read More »

Hiya, Hawkmen! Read More »

Aloha, Animorphs! Read More »

Salutations, Swimmers! Read More »

Hoo-roo Jackaroos! Read More »

Aloha, Angels (the hot one with fangs and the great ass from BUFFY, or the sexy sarcastic one from SUPERNATURAL that clearly wants to play hide the halo with Jared Padelecki, take your pick). Read More »

G'day, Cobbers! Read More »

Aloha, Arachnophiles!

This week find your invertebrate-loving invert just returned from a three-day Entomological field trip. Read More »

Ciao, Campers! Read More »

G'Day, Gorehounds!

When it comes to movies, there's nothing more satisfying to me than a good, balls-to-the-wall (or even better,balls-hacked-off-with-a-machete-and-flung-at-the-wall. In-3D) horror film. Read More »

Whassup, Wordsmiths?

Did you know that American writer Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914?) was born in Ohio? Or that he disappeared without a trace in Mexico in late 1913? And that arguably his most famous work was THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY, in which Bierce presented a bitterly funny list of words in a dictionary-type format, often revolving around clever puns or sarcastic jokes? Read More »

Viva, Voyeurs! Read More »

Aloha, Animorphs! Read More »