Go Cry, Emu Kid
By Gavin Pitt March 6, 2010Bonjour, Big Birds!
Today, your Accident-Attracting Antipodean Auteur once again spent some time being taught some fucked up life lessons at the School of Randomly Bizarre Happenings, which I have been unwilling enrolled in for some time now, and which apparently holds weekend classes. Here's some highlights from today's curriculum of chaos. Read More »
The Good, The Bad and the Fugly
By Gavin Pitt February 7, 2010Ciao, Cupids!
Like the guy with the sweet ass and the spinnerets says, "with great power comes great responsibility". Read More »
The Noughtie List
By Gavin Pitt January 8, 2010Viva Videodromers!
Well, 2009 was quite a mixed popcorn bag, cinematically speaking. For every delicious fluffy nugget of yummy cinematic goodness, there were the films that stood in for the awful, tasteless shit they put on the popcorn that I have no difficulty whatsoever believing is not butter. Read More »
Ho-Ho-Ho-Horrors!
By Gavin Pitt December 23, 2009Yello, Yuletiders!!
You might find references to some of your jolly scrobe's own personal favourite Seasonal Slaughterfests in the following merry little traditional carol that I just this moment made up to wish you all a Happy Holiday season...
'Twas the night before Christmas, and in his house in R'lyeh, Read More »
E.T. Telefon Hjus!
By Gavin Pitt December 12, 2009Zounds, Xenomorphs!
This week finds your antipodean agony aunt pondering what kind of blase, seen-it-all-before world can be faced with a possible First Contact between Homo sapiens and honest-to-goodness Extra-Terrestrial lifeforms and collectively say "Aliens? That's nice...is GLEE on yet?" Read More »
Xmas Survival Guide for Unrepentant Grinches
By Gavin Pitt December 8, 2009G'Day, Grinches! Read More »
Attack of the Prones
By Gavin Pitt October 20, 2009Bonjour, Bandagers!
You may not know it to look at me, but I belong to a minority group (no, not that one). It's a group of people who are sadly endangered across the globe (usually by ourselves) and talked about in hushed whispers—lest we hear you talking about us, come over and you enter the radius of dangerous proximity.
Yes friends, I am accident prone. Read More »
It's 3am, Do You Know Where Your Frontal Lobes Are?
By Gavin Pitt October 6, 2009Salutations, Sarcophages! Read More »
Four and Twenty Blackbirds RAKING YOUR EYE!
By Gavin Pitt September 28, 2009Hiya, Hawkmen! Read More »
Welcome to Australia - Here's Your Antivenom
By Gavin Pitt August 20, 2009Hoo-roo Jackaroos! Read More »
Ten MORE Commandments
By Gavin Pitt August 16, 2009Aloha, Angels (the hot one with fangs and the great ass from BUFFY, or the sexy sarcastic one from SUPERNATURAL that clearly wants to play hide the halo with Jared Padelecki, take your pick). Read More »

















