Bonjour, Big Birds!

Today, your Accident-Attracting Antipodean Auteur once again spent some time being taught some fucked up life lessons at the School of Randomly Bizarre Happenings, which I have been unwilling enrolled in for some time now, and which apparently holds weekend classes. Here's some highlights from today's curriculum of chaos. Read More »

Ciao, Cupids!

Like the guy with the sweet ass and the spinnerets says, "with great power comes great responsibility". Read More »

Viva Videodromers!

Well, 2009 was quite a mixed popcorn bag, cinematically speaking. For every delicious fluffy nugget of yummy cinematic goodness, there were the films that stood in for the awful, tasteless shit they put on the popcorn that I have no difficulty whatsoever believing is not butter. Read More »

Yello, Yuletiders!!

You might find references to some of your jolly scrobe's own personal favourite Seasonal Slaughterfests in the following merry little traditional carol that I just this moment made up to wish you all a Happy Holiday season...

'Twas the night before Christmas, and in his house in R'lyeh, Read More »

Zounds, Xenomorphs!

This week finds your antipodean agony aunt pondering what kind of blase, seen-it-all-before world can be faced with a possible First Contact between Homo sapiens and honest-to-goodness Extra-Terrestrial lifeforms and collectively say "Aliens? That's nice...is GLEE on yet?" Read More »

 G'Day, Grinches! Read More »

Ciao Cupids! Read More »

Bonjour, Best-Men! Read More »

Bonjour, Bandagers!

You may not know it to look at me, but I belong to a minority group (no, not that one). It's a group of people who are sadly endangered across the globe (usually by ourselves) and talked about in hushed whispers—lest we hear you talking about us, come over and you enter the radius of dangerous proximity.

Yes friends, I am accident prone. Read More »

Salutations, Sarcophages! Read More »

Hiya, Hawkmen! Read More »

Aloha, Animorphs! Read More »

Salutations, Swimmers! Read More »

Hoo-roo Jackaroos! Read More »

Aloha, Angels (the hot one with fangs and the great ass from BUFFY, or the sexy sarcastic one from SUPERNATURAL that clearly wants to play hide the halo with Jared Padelecki, take your pick). Read More »