Will Someone Please Answer Me?

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I'm back with more stupid questions. Comment with your answers, e-mail me or just tell me.

A) What new rule should be included to make professional sports better? Your choices are: 1. The worst MLB team gets kicked out of the league (as long as it isn't the Twins). 2. Football players are allowed to take as many steroids as they want, but aren’t allowed to use pads. 3. Blades of Steel hockey rules: Fights last until they are finished. The loser gets five penalty minutes while the winner only gets three. 4. One naked porn star girl must be on the court during every NBA game. 5. Landmines in tennis courts and golf courses.

B) What’s your favorite type of firework?

C) What should I do with my life? Try another editing job? Advertisement writing? Quit the real world and jump back behind a bar to make money and write full time?

Average: 3.5 (2 votes)

6 Comments

Chad's picture

A) Blades of Steel hockey rules, without a doubt.
B) Ones that don't blow off my fingers...again.
C) The real world sucks...be a bartender, write, have fun....OR you could just act like a man and stop whining.

Kate's picture

A- Landmines on tennis courts! That games sucks ass!!!
B- I hate fireworks- so none
C- Bartending + Full time writing!

ddodds's picture

1. Football and Steroids.
2. The kind that you are supposed to place on the ground and they sparkle up. Throw that at the assholes who thought shooting roman candles and bottle rockets are funny. It explodes like a grenade when it hits.
3. Quit, get drunk, write.

Casey Freeman's picture

Thanks for your answers everybody.

1. I like all the rules.
2. I think the expanding snakes are awesome.
3. I guess I'll get into the quitting job mood.

pöcs's picture

1. Landmines! Tennis wouldn't be so boring with them.
Do you know what else is pretty boring? Formula 1. They go like 80 laps or so. I wish they went like 5 laps, but they had missiles and machine guns to eliminate each other, that would be really awesome!

2. Are dinamites a kind of fireworks?

3. It doesn't matter what your job is as long as you act like you were a bartender. Don't work hard, don't try to do a good job, and don't be afraid of getting fired. Oh, and make sure your colleagues are retards, that way you can be an average worker with no real effort. I write columns almost every workday and sometimes even draw comics in my cubicle, and my job is to manage online marketing projects at one of the biggest telecom companies of the world.

Sometimes I wish I was a bartender though... That way I would never have to get up early...

caitlin's picture

1...landmines in tennis courts and golf courses...would make the sports SO much more exciting..
2...I'm a big fan of the snakes and the snappers...god love those snappers...
3...bartending...make money..meet people..great stories...all lead to awesome stories

miss ya case!

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