A Few Honest Questions For You to Answer

1. I'm a fan of facial hair. The clean cut look to me has kind of been ruined by all the assholes with popped collars and gelled hair. Brad Pitt's stache is pretty styling (no homo) but I don't think that there's a truly bad mustache, save the Hitler. It's still too soon to bring it back.

2. I can't really get haircuts. They make me really uncomfortable. I usually just grow out my hair and then one day buzz it all off. I love the shampooing part of the cut, but from there on it's no good for me.

3. Latina women. date one and you'll know what I'm talking about.
3b. As for men, I've never seen a truly tough Asian minus the martial artists. But on the whole I'd have to give them the nomination here.

1. Can't stand facial hair with the exception of a little five o'clock shadow.
2. I can't sleep without a top sheet. It has to come up to my chin and be wrapped around my right hand for me to sleep. Relationships have ended over this.
3a. I have to go with Ault on latinas, but white women are just as bad if not worse. Men have a ways to go before they can catch up to white bitch crazy.
3b. The "little brother" in a group of women. The guy that has no guy friends and no shot of hooking up with any of the girls in the group.

1A. I think the status a mustache has as some sort of joke means anybody famous with one is a tool. I always have facial hair and have had, at some point, every style you can think of. Currently I have a three inch long beard. But too many asshats have grown mustaches as a gag. Hopefully this trend disappears and those of us who are true believers can reclaim it. Sorry for the long, unnecessarily complicated answer.

1B. In the summer I cut the beard hack to a horseshoe. It's the style I prefer, the beard is to keep my face warm in the winter.

2. I cannot stand strangers without medical licenses touching me under any circumstance. I will never be able to get a massage. When people tap me on the shoulder or what have you I go a little crazy on the inside. Similarly, I do not like being called things like 'pal' or 'hon' in perfectly normal situations, such as by waitstaff.

3A. They are absolutely all 110% crazy, each of them in their own special and unique way.
3B. People who watch UFC that have never been in a fight. People who drink PBR and laugh about it. Anyone that says 'bro'

1. I didn't know there was a stache trend in Hollywood. I like facial hair, but i think staches are best when used for comedic effect. The Hitler stache will never get old.

2. Every time I take a shower, I have to close the shower curtain so that it touches all the way along the wall at both ends so no water will get out. There can be no creases or gaps. I just have an issue with water escaping the shower area. This is why i'm always a huge fan of completely enclosed tiled showers, showers in a room with a door (yes, I've seen them), or at least showers with walls and a door.

3. Very religious women are the most deceived, thus crazy I guess you could say.

1A. I've only recently noticed this 'stache trend in the NHL, which somehow seems more acceptable on them than famous folk.
1B. As a chick I despise one day's worth of growth, it just plain hurts. Also, those thick black caterpillar moustaches will always and forever make me think of french RCMP officers. Spend some time in Canada and you'll understand. Fu Manchu's will never stop being hilarious.

2. Putting socks that have already been worn back on. It's just so...awful.

3A. We're all crazy, just in different ways. And unfortunately, it's typically always related to self image. Chubbs tend to be crazy slutty to compensate, really hot ones make guys try unnecessarily hard at everything, and the average ones just need to compete with the previous two.
3B. The ones that have been in the same relationship since high school. Freakin' doormats.
3C. Guys are a different sort of crazy, more so in actions than in emotions like chicks. I know guys that have bit the side out the glass they just chugged a beer out of. Why? Why would you do that? Or why would you get in a head punching contest? Or shoot at each other with roman candles? Fun to watch, but seriously?

1A) Until 3 weeks ago, I hadn't been clear shaven for over a year. And I'm not anymore. Shaving off a beard in January is the dumbest thing I've ever done, period.
B) I'm not a fan of a soul patch, or the full on Grizzly Adams-haven't-shaved-in-two-years beard.
C) Nope.

2) scratch the inside of my ears with my glasses leg.

3A) Can't say I've ever dated a Latino, but I could see where they'd be slightly off their rocker. Also, based primarily on their porn, Japanese chicks are freaks.
B) Frenchmen.

1A. the only hollywood stache that comes to mind is that of spencer pratt...if you can call it a stache. ps ew.
1B. i like the kind that are drawn on clear pieces of tape and placed randomly on a tv screen. or traded between friends for photo shoots.
1C. not a fan of hair below the eyebrows in general. unless its a 5:00 shadow, that is a legally legit excuse.

2. i feel like you must have shame or pride to be embarrassed, those qualities i lack. i must have the fan on when i sleep though or i cant breathe, air circulation is soooo mandatory.

3A. lesbians. have you seen shot of love?...or my best friends from high school?
3B. when it comes down to it, boys are bigger girls than girls are. im calling all of you out.
3C. boys are too stupid to be crazier than girls. but they are pretty damn crazy themselves. i've never met a girl who has thrown a propane tank through the window of a gas station because it was momentarily closed. then proceeded to beat the 65 year old woman behind the counter up for not being open. then walk out with ONLY two packs of cigarettes. (reallyyyy?) but i have a dated a boy who did that. that's an ok example, my life is full of way more. but see, that's the stupid kind of crazy...i feel like crazy needs to be collectively defined before i can give an answer im sure of.

I know my answers, but I'll keep them to myself, but I've heard a bunch of cool responses alreadys.

Freddie Mercury totaly killed the stache and the Hitler is only hilarious on John Cleese.

At a red light, pickin the nose behind tinted glass. Does anyone really see me? Do they care?

I can kill two birds with one stone on this. White guys who try to marry a petite Tex-Mex. BUWAA HA HA HAaaa...

1. The Stache scares me....They look like little spazzed out catapillars....I really hate the ron jeremy..It looks like pubes...

2. I turn my A/C on the highest and then wrap myself right up.....I also have to put brush my teeth three times in a row or I dont feel complete......and I sleep with a chair propped up against the door....Yup I have many.

3. That girl in the honors class....You know that one. She kind of looks like The Man from this site. Overweight. T-shirt. Jesus Shoes. Might have a bit of a goatee going on....Usually a lisp...You know that type. She always has some opinion about something....She is a scary ass.....well that is if she could get a man...

There are lots of people who look ridiculous with mustache, not only in Hollywood but everywhere. A person should choose a style that looks good on him or at least won’t make him look like he’s from another planet. Dali style looks good on me. But also have tried many styles. I looked different with each style; even weird. But I prefer to shave them for a cleaner look. But hey, that doesn’t mean I hate facial hair.