Excuse Me, I Have a Question

Table leg.

My huge, club-like penis. Wait, can I say penis on here? I meant arm. No, my arm isn't club-like. Hmm...maybe a small animal. Or a woman's high-heeled shoe.

Yeah, that's the ticket.

Has it been long enough to talk about Dark Knight? There aren't any lines anymore and I would bet the people that read this site have seen it at LEAST once.

I vote it's ok, primarily because I want to talk about how amazing The Joker was with people who care to hear it.

Small poison-tipped dagger.

Only when around my gramma's heinous vile beast of a dog - though I suppose then I can kinda figure out how they got there. That dog has magical powers of evil.

Try Caryl Churchill's 'Cloud 9.' It's a play, not a book, but it's a hilarious British piece with male lesbians, female lesbians, incest, a loveable pedophile, a promiscuous 70s punk rocker [he's gay, btw] and oral sex during a Christmas picnic in Africa! Somehow I think you'd enjoy it.

And no, not EVERYONE here has already seen Dark Knight. ::pouts in a corner::

If you're not verified, you don't count. We value your opinion, but that is all.

Caladbolg!

I HATE when that happens! My hair goes about half way down my back so when one of those suckers makes its way in my mouth it can be a big ordeal!

Last week while on a business trip I got stuck waiting car for about six hours which was just enough time to start and finish "YOU SUCK: A Love Story" by Christopher Moore. It's an entertaining read for anyone not really looking to gain anything from the book. Witty writing and fun characters. You should give it a go.

While on the trip I also watched DARK KNIGHT. I'd give them one more week before it's fair game.

Meow, the play sounds interesting. I'll look it up. Have you checked out Warren Ellis' "Crooked Little Vein?" It's about the wacky (and I mean wacky) sex lives of some crazy Americans. And really, it's crazy.

Ripple, I finished "Bloodsucking Fiends" about two weeks ago. Moore's stuff is great. I'll check out the sequel my next library trip or so.

TD, was that a Jon Lovitz reference? Nicely done.

USFH, next Wednesday, it's Joker time.

Katana; because it's light and quick (that's what she said) and yet can manage to split someone in twain (Again, thats what she said).......... No random hairs, really not a hair there (sorry)..... I read a training manual at work; then was later quoted as uttering "Hawking is an easier read....." legal mumbo-jumbo

Lately I've read Howards Marks "Senor Nice", Nate's "Snippets and the Impure Tour" and half of "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance" before realising that the motorcycle references were quickly drying up and I just wasnt ready for that much thought.

As for the hair-in-mouth, if there is a badboy in there, i'm usually pretty sure where it came from.

And as for the melee, I'm a love not a fighter.