Answer My Q's or Lose

1B. Pecs. Maybe I bench press too often.

2. Journal of Pediatric Health Care. I work at a hospital; I have no choice.

3. The nearest bottle of dark liquor and the easiest girl who owns a car or lives within walking distance.

1a. The girls
1b. Funbags

1. Breasts. It's explicit and to the point. The BF and I don't really talk about them that much anyway. I used to date this guy, though, who called them chesticles. That was awful.
2. Cosmopolitan. It's the same fucking articles every month about "how to blow your man's mind in bed" etc. It's horrible.
3. Pro baseball sucks so much. I wish there were a way for NO ONE to win. Oh, there is. Those motherfuckers could go on strike. I never did understand that. These fatasses are getting paid to play a childhood game and taking drugs to be the best at it, and they still find stuff to bitch about.

LCD, you suck. And your boyfriend is probably gay. Also, don't fuck with baseball.
1B. BOOBIES
2. The only magazine I read is TIME, but if I can choose one outside my sphere of regular reading it would be TEEN VOUGE. Corrupting America's little girls.
3. Pick an underdog to root for, that way if they win, you can smack talk later.

Nik, I'm pretty sure if you're calling them boobies, you're not getting close enough to see, touch, or put your mouth on or around them. I know you're pissed about that, but you don't have to call my boyfriend a fag.

1. go tube: 99 words for boobs, lots of names and rather funny. mine is gazonga's, my ex hated it which only made it funnier.

2. Probably USA Hockey. I'm pretty sure they haven't had a new article in 5 years. seriously you can only write an article on how to take a face off ten times, then it just gets redundent.

3. Being from MN I am also mourning the Twins. Thankfuly besides the Twins, I don't follow MLB.

Afterthoughts:
1. The Minnesota Twins would be a funny name for breasts, assuming your dating a Minnesotan.

2.a. do you follow NHL?
2.b. besides Wild what's your favorite team?

1a- epic tits!
2- I'm gonna go with cosmo too, its like crack, you read once when your 13 and then suddenly its 8 years later and you have some regrets
3- The team least likely to get called out when your in a sportsbar

1. Tonto and the Lone Ranger

2. Fudge Tunnel for Kids

3. I cheer for the team the plays the most compellingly. That's usually what I do anyway. Generally amounts to one of the highest scoring teams that loses eventually anyway.

LCD, you'd be surprised who gets laid saying silly things.

However, it's not fair to criticize players in a blanket way like that. Yeah, they get paid a lot, but that's because they have skills that are valuable and insanely rare. Why should the owners make extra money by undervaluing the players.

In fact, they have the perfect sort of job to strike at (no pun intended), simply because they are a large but unintegral part of society.

1b: When I was dating a girl with small breasts she refused to let me call them titties, with the explanation that they weren't big enough for such a name. At the time of this conversation I was eating Skittles. Thus, the name tittles was formed. Taste the rainbow.

2. Playboy. I want to read about interests that pertain to me and other men and every other page there's some naked bitch. What's that about?

3. Anybody but the Cubs because I love to see perpetual heartbreak.

1b) Lunch
2) Fangoria. The finest mag ever published. The worst mag ever if they are pushing another overly produced Hollywood piece of shit horror film.

1a. Pecs (thanks Alex!)...small boobs and I work out a lot
2. Macleans...it was once a great Canadian newsmagazine, and now it's a piece of ADD trash
3. I've always got my "I die with them" team, and then 2nd, 3rd, and 4th favourites. For the NHL, I basically have them ranked all the way down to 28, because I will NEVER cheer for Dallas or Calgary.

To Leslie's #3: That makes you from Edmonton, right? Right?