Giant Blogs Attack NYC!

Straight from MediaPost Daily, one of the all-time greatest headlines about blogs:

Marketers Intrigued By Blogs, Fear Their Power
by Wendy Davis, Wednesday, Jul 13, 2005 6:00 AM EST

I can only imagine tomorrow's headline:

Giant, Man-Eating Blogs Attack Terrified Marketers
by Wendy Da--ahhhhhhh, let go of my leg!! NOOOOOO!!! get this monster off m---

And then the day after tomorrow's headline:

RIP Wendy Davis, Eaten by Blogs
by Darrell Jac--ahhhh, ahh, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

And then the following day's headline:

RIP Darrell Jacobs, Ravaged by Giant Davis-Fed Blog
by Chris Patters--no please, no...i'll do ANYTHING, just...NOOO, AHH, AHHHHHHHHH!!

And so on, until blogs rule the world.

Thanks Wendy Davis. Thanks for spreading panic across the internet community. Despite my curiousity, I know I, for one thing, won't be marketing anything on my blog anytime soon.

Ahh, what the hell, Get a FREE MOTOROLA RAZR cell phone here!!
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