Giant Blogs Attack NYC!
By Court Sullivan | Jul 14, 2005
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Straight from MediaPost Daily, one of the all-time greatest headlines about blogs:
Marketers Intrigued By Blogs, Fear Their Power
by Wendy Davis, Wednesday, Jul 13, 2005 6:00 AM EST
I can only imagine tomorrow's headline:
Giant, Man-Eating Blogs Attack Terrified Marketers
by Wendy Da--ahhhhhhh, let go of my leg!! NOOOOOO!!! get this monster off m---
And then the day after tomorrow's headline:
RIP Wendy Davis, Eaten by Blogs
by Darrell Jac--ahhhh, ahh, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
And then the following day's headline:
RIP Darrell Jacobs, Ravaged by Giant Davis-Fed Blog
by Chris Patters--no please, no...i'll do ANYTHING, just...NOOO, AHH, AHHHHHHHHH!!
And so on, until blogs rule the world.
Thanks Wendy Davis. Thanks for spreading panic across the internet community. Despite my curiousity, I know I, for one thing, won't be marketing anything on my blog anytime soon.
Ahh, what the hell, Get a FREE MOTOROLA RAZR cell phone here!!
Straight from MediaPost Daily, one of the all-time greatest headlines about blogs:Marketers Intrigued By Blogs, Fear Their Power
by Wendy Davis, Wednesday, Jul 13, 2005 6:00 AM EST
I can only imagine tomorrow's headline:
Giant, Man-Eating Blogs Attack Terrified Marketers
by Wendy Da--ahhhhhhh, let go of my leg!! NOOOOOO!!! get this monster off m---
And then the day after tomorrow's headline:
RIP Wendy Davis, Eaten by Blogs
by Darrell Jac--ahhhh, ahh, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
And then the following day's headline:
RIP Darrell Jacobs, Ravaged by Giant Davis-Fed Blog
by Chris Patters--no please, no...i'll do ANYTHING, just...NOOO, AHH, AHHHHHHHHH!!
And so on, until blogs rule the world.
Thanks Wendy Davis. Thanks for spreading panic across the internet community. Despite my curiousity, I know I, for one thing, won't be marketing anything on my blog anytime soon.
Ahh, what the hell, Get a FREE MOTOROLA RAZR cell phone here!!







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