Straight from MediaPost Daily, one of the all-time greatest headlines about blogs:

Marketers Intrigued By Blogs, Fear Their Power
by Wendy Davis, Wednesday, Jul 13, 2005 6:00 AM EST

I can only imagine tomorrow's headline:

Giant, Man-Eating Blogs Attack Terrified Marketers
by Wendy Da–ahhhhhhh, let go of my leg!! NOOOOOO!!! get this monster off m—

And then the day after tomorrow's headline:

RIP Wendy Davis, Eaten by Blogs
by Darrell Jac–ahhhh, ahh, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

And then the following day's headline:

RIP Darrell Jacobs, Ravaged by Giant Davis-Fed Blog
by Chris Patters–no please, no…i'll do ANYTHING, just…NOOO, AHH, AHHHHHHHHH!!

And so on, until blogs rule the world.

Thanks Wendy Davis. Thanks for spreading panic across the internet community. Despite my curiousity, I know I, for one thing, won't be marketing anything on my blog anytime soon.

Ahh, what the hell, Get a FREE MOTOROLA RAZR cell phone here!!

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