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Indianapolis, IN

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, a bunch of shit happened that caused the conception and birth of this crazy, ranting baker.Shortly afterwards, the world decided to make that particular brand of shit illegal out of fear of a repeat performance.

Comedy Writing

Because Not All Pros are Good

Dear Ana and Mia,<br /><br />I can’t be your friend on Facebook.<br /><br />I don’t know you that well, but you look like a killer. Being killed is not my favorite pastime. I know this may come off as closed minded, but being dead as a doorknob does not sound like a good time to me. Let’s face facts: nobody wants to be the death of the party.<br />

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