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John: What kind of parents voluntarily send their kids down the street to a house party full of frat guys in order for said guys to light the kids' fireworks? You just know that's gonna end badly, usually with several drunk middle schoolers.
Ian: Those kids were in 3rd grade.
John: Even better.
-On July 4th head starts
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About Xavier Holland
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New York, NY
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Pomona College
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I hold several sexual world records, mostly related to speed and/or number of bystanders injured.
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Good Penis Nicknames, 2008 Election Edition
Johnson McCain
Dick Romney
Mike Fuck-a-B
Sam Bareback
John H. Cocks
TheRock YoMama
Hillary Clinton
Labels: Maybe I Should Have Called It "Erection Addition", Penis
3 Comments
You forgot BigCock WoahMama
I have a physics test in an hour, I really shouldn't even be reading this.
Raunchy Pole.
Tee hee, maybe you should've.
This was funny...not Dora the Explorer funny, but still funny.
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