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School: Kent State University
Class of: 2014
Hometown: Super Ohio Town, Ohio
At a Glance:
Nick Moose still goes to college even though he's like 27. That's OK though because he's also a funny style joke type columnist,a punk/pop singer songwriter, a cartoon picture drawer, an amateur gorilla suit performer,a freelance teen idol and an ex-part-time soft serve technician. He also just tongue-kissed a naked girl last night. Oh yeah!? Try and prove he didn't!Column:
ADD-fueled power comedy from the nicest self-centered perspective you'll ever read.
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McRibbed or Her Pleasure? 1
, 4.8 Dear Los Angeles, Would It Be OK If I Spanked Lindsay Lohan? 1
, 5.0 Nick Moose Goes to College... Again 2
, 3.7 That Gorilla Suits Me Fine 17
, 3.7 Aliens My Ass, Those are Ghoulies in That Attic! 14
, 3.3 You've Slummed a Long Way, Baby 2
, 3.2 Should Nick Moose Reproduce 0
, 4.0 Arby's: Like a Burger in the Dark 0
, 2.4 7 Monster Nudie Date Movies That Might Get You Laid 1
, 3.6 Small Car, Big Heart, Huge Organ 4
, 2.4 Freshmen (Sexual) Orientation 3
, 2.4 Lodged in Veronica 1
, 3.8 Get Busy Livin' or Get Busy Buyin' Baked Goods 14
, 2.5 Aye, There's the Rub: Rabbits 3
, 3.3 It's Friday Night and the Moose is Right 3
, 3.6 A Firm Punk-Pop Unit 0
, 3.0 Basically What We're Gonna Do is Sex 10
, 3.0 Read This Column, Win Fun Prizes! 1
, 3.5 Today I Celebrate My Independence... From Lindsay Lohan 5
, 2.6 Nick Moose Hasn't Been Paying Attention At All! 3
, 3.7 Nick Moose's Mom's Backyard That Time Forgot 6
, 3.2 Whatever Happened to Nick Moose? 7
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- -are you from Wyoming? If so, did you ever see the movie SLC punk? There is a - Jun 5, 2011
- Well, I'm not a cowboy like Joe Bob-but I do end up feeling a lot like him wh - Jun 5, 2011
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- To answer you Andrei: I searched my heart, and I want it to be true, but I'm - Jun 4, 2011
- I'm doing my best extreme Mark Hamil Empire Strikes Back cry-face: "No, it ca - Jun 3, 2011
- Why thank you madam, even though I've only recently discovered you, I find yo - Jun 2, 2011
- I believe I have a fun column on this very website where I profess my love fo - Jun 2, 2011
- wait! Hold on I didn't get to play! I would've said :"That's awesome! Because - Jun 2, 2011
- See, I disagree, sex is a messy and or sticky situation anyway if you're doin - Jun 2, 2011
- I dunno if Ben Folds is one thousand times dorkier-he did "Rock the suburbs - Jun 1, 2011
- There are only two reasons I would ever condescend to watching a sport- Re - Jun 1, 2011
- I don't get it- did Ben Folds write a song about Rita Hayworth and Shawshank - Jun 1, 2011
- I think the name of the short story is "Rita Hayworth" and Shawshank Redempti - May 31, 2011
- Is that a Fall Out Boy song? It sure sounds like one of those nine sentence l - May 30, 2011
- See, Jaret from BFS only ALMOST did those things, but you actually did them. - May 30, 2011
- I believe, even though it was a single "Almost" is my favorite ever BFS song- - May 30, 2011
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- hmm-I think in real life my personality is like "ironic happy"-one time I hea - May 28, 2011
- Sadly I don't have the punk version of hello kitty on my guitar-it's just a p - May 27, 2011
- yes, and as far as that whole apocalypse thing goes, any Subgenius knows the - May 27, 2011
- Dear friend Andrei, I was raised in the Catholic Church but I spent mos - May 26, 2011
- I have mostly given up on the concept of shorts. I now always employ the same - May 26, 2011
- I salute you Ashley Garmony, for having the courage to frankly discuss your t - May 25, 2011
- Maybe it's cuz I hated her, but I gotta say Viki looks like something my cat - May 20, 2011
- Ok-I'll admit Nina Dobrev in a corset is also better than a mcrib sandwich-( - May 19, 2011
- yes, and you, Andrei Trostel, as a fellow VD ( not that kind of VD) fan-know - May 19, 2011
- I'm old enough to wax nostalgiac about the days before Starbucks became a ho - Nov 22, 2010
- wow-I guess I was blinded by the pearl killing -in any case Anna-Malese Jow- - Nov 4, 2010
- Anna was adorable! -I didn't want her to leave the show, but it just proves - Nov 2, 2010
- I have terrible gaydar, but I could see Jeremy being of the homosexual persua - Nov 2, 2010
- I don't care much about the whole "team Edward or team Jacob" deal myself, I' - Oct 28, 2010
- In honor of Halloween, I'm going to continue to stay in character as a superf - Oct 28, 2010
- What about Micheal Landon!? Remember when as a result of his mother humiliati - Oct 27, 2010
- I apologize profusely,to both you and Vanessa, "hating" on her was by no mean - Oct 27, 2010
- Well "Mothman" got himself a whole movie, so I don't think a Wikipedia is too - Oct 20, 2010
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- Well, I don't like to think of myself as such but to you, I may technically - Nov 7, 2009
- Well that certainly sounds like a must-see-and, for me, being raised catholic - Nov 5, 2009
- I'm familiar with most of those-except Trick R' Treat--that's not the one wit - Nov 4, 2009
- It should be pointed out that I like a lot of really, really old movies, real - Nov 3, 2009
- oh-and movie wise-if you're looking for any pre-1980's vampire movies worth m - Oct 31, 2009
- Well as a PIC staff member I have to disagree, with this list as it does not - Oct 31, 2009
- A well thought out and exhaustively researched column from a fresh and pretty - Oct 26, 2009
- well-that is most certainly slutty!-now I see you are not a possible gay conv - Oct 26, 2009
- hmmm-I wonder if they make a slutty Gorilla costume. - Oct 25, 2009
- Thanks for the praise! But I agree with the show Buffy the Vampire Slayer, o - Oct 25, 2009
- Well-I must disagree with you about the new Saw being better than old Saw. ( - Oct 25, 2009
- With the exception of Ren and Stimpy these other shows didnt even begin airin - Aug 18, 2009
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- The guy who's making the new Black Devil Doll movie dosen't consider it to be - Aug 18, 2009
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- I appreciate that-but I'm not sure how it relates to Olivia Wilde, Megan Fox - Aug 5, 2009
- Oh-but the best vampire film ever is 1969's "Dracula, the Dirty Old Man." - Jul 22, 2009
- I'm not familiar with "Bloodsucking Fiends" but "Bludsucking Freaks" is proba - Jul 22, 2009
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- I guess I will continue to not see Michael Bay films then. I just sincerel - Jul 6, 2009
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- oooooooooh!(I still kinda don't get it! But I like it! It's catchy!) - Aug 12, 2008
- Playing with words is fun! I agree whole heartedly! Maybe it's cuz I had a - Aug 12, 2008
- Hooray! Again, I appear to be the first comment on the Sarah Romeo Blog! - Aug 11, 2008
- I live in Ohio way more than you do John Gillespie! There are spiders all ove - Aug 9, 2008
- and if you're referring to myself masturbating while crying after playing "Fe - Aug 8, 2008
- Friend K Si please don't take this to mean whomever would be playing "Feel Ni - Aug 8, 2008
- In that picture the mascot himself looks confused as to what exactly he's sup - Aug 8, 2008
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- I should clarify that the actual lyrics at the beginning of the T.G.I.F song - Aug 1, 2008
- This is an incredibly disturbing and offensive column! I mean seriously, h - Jul 28, 2008
- My cats,Jefferey and superman, are still alive actually, what should I do wit - Jul 26, 2008
- Thank you! I'll admit Sneaker Night may not be for everyone but my tween-age - Jul 21, 2008
- Did you send the Bitchin' Moose points to the Dairy Queen in Crapville Ohio? - Jul 18, 2008
- but you just said testicles again! Now the joke is doubly ruined! We bett - Jul 13, 2008
- good sir, I'm just getting started. And always remember,hot super powered - Jul 13, 2008
- Soooo, by supermanning you mean you shot him with eye lasers?punched a whole - Jul 13, 2008
- I'd like to point out that the picture you're supposed to use for points is t - Jul 11, 2008
- well, if we don't finish construction in time for your road trip I can hearti - Jul 7, 2008
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- Azalenko Cain you are a greatly appreciated disciple of the Moose, but I mus - Jul 5, 2008
- Mr. Court Sullivan,I salute you as always . "lets boogie" is usually great a - Jun 30, 2008
- All good picks yes, but go easy on Billy Ray. He has his hands full with Mile - Jun 29, 2008
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- never mind cause that link works on my computer. and it says grandparents - Jun 21, 2008
- sorry folks! I'm a writer not a speller! must have been thinking about Gump i - Jun 21, 2008
