The beginning of Spring. So much promise, yet still so much crappy weather and so much class left before summer. That horrible time of year in between the end of football and the start of baseball seasons, with only your March Madness bracket (damn you Gonzaga, you break my heart every year!)and Girl Scout cookies to keep you going. Read More »

For a vacation spot that encourages, nay, demands debauchery at every turn, it's odd that Vegas isn't the most popular Spring Break destination, considering it can match, if not beat, any other vacation spot around. Want a beach? Hey, there's a desert! Want to mingle with other college kids while drinking? Here's a middle-aged cocktail waitress! Want blue skies and warm weather? Read More »

You've just ended a relationship.  Maybe it was their fault, perhaps it was yours.  Either way, it's over.  And yet, feelings still linger.  Love, hate, horniness, a wide assortment of emotions.  All you want to do in the wake of this development is to be left the hell alone to wallow in self-pity and Oreo cookies.  Read More »

You're alone. So very, very alone. And regardless whether you're unhappy about this, content with it, or have fooled yourself into thinking you're happy about it, your friends have decided that it's time for you to go out and meet someone. Read More »

To All Students and Faculty:

Greetings. I hope this letter finds you all well.

I would like to take this opportunity to formally apologize for my actions at last night's annual Faculty-Student basketball game. I deeply regret ruining what in the past has been such an enjoyable and rewarding event for everyone involved. Read More »

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