Paul Frank

At a Glance:

Paul Frank is currently working on a Jewish children's book tentatively titled "Fuck You, Jesus."

Bio:

Scarred for life from years of Catholic school (now repressed memories), Paul Frank was raised on movies like Tommy Boy, Happy Gilmore, and Cheech and Chong, instead of Disney movies like normal kids.

I'm scared of the darks.

I make being funny look hard.

They say the fastest way to a woman's heart is through her stomach. I want to know the fastest way to a woman's vagina. When's the last time you fucked a girl's heart?

Hey, I won't be mad at ya if you peruse my comedy a bit.
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Paul's Mom: So do you ever have any mixers with the people on your floor?
Paul: Yeah, like vodka and orange juice and stuff...
Paul's Mom: What?
Paul: Wait, what?
Paul's Mom: I meant social mixers.
Paul: Oh, fuck.
-On the double whammy

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