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Rob: I thought everyone was going to the Dog's Bullocks?
Kyle: Well, no one's leaving yet.
Rob: Guess we'll have to pull the fire alarm to get everyone out. Why do we have to be the responsible ones all the time?
-On sparking a movement
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School: Harvard University
Hometown: Cambridge, MA
Bio:
Harold Bobbinsworth Longfellow XIV, Ph.D., is a Harvard educated film critic who is, to put it succinctly, better than you. Though talented and prolific in his career as a writer, the current set of Hollywood critics has shunned him, fearing his prodigious writing talent. Unfortunately, as a result, he is forced to share his brilliance on a third rate internet comedy site.Longfellow begins and ends each day with one teaspoon of gin-soaked raisins and enjoys curling (a sport as unappreciated as he), fine wine, proper MLA formatting, using obscure Latin phrases in his work, wearing a monocle, and many other things that someone of your boorish nature wouldn’t understand.
Column:
The YouTube Critic
A look at the best and the worst YouTube has to offer by a man driven to internet writing after rejection from the cruel world of cinema.
YouTube: Tribeca Film Festival 1
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The YouTube Critic 0
, YouTube: Music Videos 1
, YouTube: Racist Comedy 0
, YouTube: Japanese Game Shows 4
, YouTube: Tribeca Film Festival, Part 2 1
, YouTube: The Absurd 3
, YouTube: Comedy 0
, YouTube: Ninjas 2
, 3.0 YouTube: Pirates 3
, 3.0 YouTube: Punched in the Face 1
, YouTube: Super Bowl Ads 0
, YouTube: Girl Fight 0
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