Sarah Juliet

School

Fordham University

Class of

2010

Hometown

Stonington, CT

At a Glance

As a disclaimer, we must warn you that any type of reading/absorption of her material may, in fact, land you in a mental institution.

You have been warned.

Bio

Sarah grew up peacefully by the ocean in Connecticut, but somehow ended up in the Bronx at Fordham University, where she is a Junior. She's not sure how or when this happened, but is very happy nonetheless and tries not to question it.

In her spare time, Sarah enjoys music, running, youth culture, and writing about myself....I mean, herself....in the third person.

Comedy Articles


Why I'm an English Major
English majors are well aware their degree will probably lead to a life of poverty. But for some reason, they can't help following their fate.
May 30, 2008


The Tale of My Tail
A massive growth terrorizes Sarah's coccyx region, and you may bear witness to all the intimate, grueling details as the tail grows.
May 30, 2008


The Tale of My Tail, Part II
A massive growth terrorizes Sarah's coccyx region, and you may bear witness to all the intimate, grueling details as the tail grows.
May 30, 2008


The Gift St. Valentine Never Gave
Hope you saved your receipt, 'cause chances are the gift you got that special someone isn't sending the right message. (Hint: I love you.)
May 30, 2008


Penis Envy: A Points in Case Study
What life advantages are there to having a penis? Get in the heads of a select few rock hard members of the PIC Staff and find out.
May 30, 2008


I Swear I'll Never Drink Again
You'll never have another hangover kick your ass like your very first one. Because if the alcohol doesn't kill ya, your parents sure will.
May 30, 2008


An Open Love Letter to the Bronx
Oh Bronx, your straight ghetto ways never fail to impress. Except for your roadside vendors. Please replace them with more prostitutes and thugs.
May 30, 2008


Escalator to Hell
Attention America: Our laziness has come to a head, and it's time we start using our feet for more than standing around. Now walk it out.
May 30, 2008