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Joe: So she said she was comin' straight over after work. So I lit some candles, put on the leather thong, cowboy boots and hat. I heard her pull up and got all ready. Then I heard running up the stairs and a little kid's voice as her son opened the door and I went diving into the bedroom to change clothes in a frenzy. She fuckin' picked her kid up first, dude!
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Sir Zach Attack
By Scott Goodyer September 26, 2006
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Dear Father,
Long time, no talk.
How are things? Its been what? 9 years since I last talked to you. You dead yet old man? haha.
I'm doing well for myself.... Real well actually.
Finally found myself a woman.
Surprised? "About time" you're thinking to yourself? That's right, all those years when you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me I was a queer...
now who's the queer?
Shes crazy in bed too. She likes to be tied up and we go on 2 day sex benders. She's always begging for it. She's blonde too....just the kind you always said I'd never get!!
I know right about now you're probably saying "bullshit"! Just like all the other times when I said I had a girlfriend and you caught me lying.
Well this time I have proof!!!!!!!!!!! Last night when we were hot and heavy I took some pics...
Best viewed with your pants off!
SIR ZACH
P.S. Maybe one day you and I will run into each other....who knows....I've seen craizer things happen in cyberworld.
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Long time, no talk.
How are things? Its been what? 9 years since I last talked to you. You dead yet old man? haha.
I'm doing well for myself.... Real well actually.
Finally found myself a woman.
Surprised? "About time" you're thinking to yourself? That's right, all those years when you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me I was a queer...
now who's the queer?
Shes crazy in bed too. She likes to be tied up and we go on 2 day sex benders. She's always begging for it. She's blonde too....just the kind you always said I'd never get!!
I know right about now you're probably saying "bullshit"! Just like all the other times when I said I had a girlfriend and you caught me lying.
Well this time I have proof!!!!!!!!!!! Last night when we were hot and heavy I took some pics...
Best viewed with your pants off!
SIR ZACH
P.S. Maybe one day you and I will run into each other....who knows....I've seen craizer things happen in cyberworld.
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3 Comments
JESUS H. BALD HEADED GHRIST!!! THAT'S MY WIFE YOU TWISTED LITTLE FUCK!!
Dude seriously, this comes from my heart, you are a fucking genius. And at the same time, I can't help but think you have something mentally wrong with you. Keep writing dude.
ya that was ridiculously awesome.
and ken, no need to stay anonymous dude, you had it coming, you fake-ass piece of shit. she only loved you for your convertible.
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