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The Benefits of Being an Internet Celebrity:

  • by NG Hatfield
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  • April 6, 2007
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NG Hatfield Happenstance, PA

My sense of humor can be summarized with one joke: Q: Why does 6 hate 7? A: Because 7 8 out 9.

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Tyler April 7, 2007
The Benefits of Feeling Sorry for Yourself: ...
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Roxanne April 7, 2007
You kinda have to be an internet celebrity in order to get the benefits...
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Court April 7, 2007
You forgot #16: Cyber sex.

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