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How to Tell if He/She's Not That Into You

We hear about this all the time. It's splashed across the pages of Cosmo and Maxim, in episodes of Sex and the City and Entourage, even a book turned movie, appropriately titled, He's Just Not That Into You. Read More »

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Don't Go Through Your Man's Shit

I wanted to make this title as self-explanatory as possible because I think it shouldn't be taken lightly. I know this because I am a girl who has gone through a guy's shit before—in fact, I've gone through many guys' shit. Read More »

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Moving Home After College

While moving home after college differs depending on your particular living situation (i.e. that of your parents) and how your college experience went (i.e. whether you graduated with new friends, some knowledge, and at least a vague idea of what you want to do, versus fat, in debt, and friendless), a few things remain the same. For me, I have landed in a pretty sweet setup. Read More »

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A Goodbye Letter to My College Years

Dear College,

The time has come for us, finally, to part ways. It only took six years, two arrests, changing our major three times, and a brief stint running an illegal youth hostel in Barcelona to get here. Our time together has been memorable—correction, some of our time together has been memorable. Most of our time together was spent blackout drunk and might make an appearance in that "your life flashes before your eyes moment" before I die. While part of me would love to pull a Van Wilder, postpone my loans, and avoid the real world at all costs, I'm 24 now and the freshman boys are frankly too young to hit on—in some cases even illegal. Read More »

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5 Things I Can't Justify Spending Money On

I won't deny it; I am someone who is usually relatively frivolous with my spending.  It is not unlike me to throw away $50 on a bottle of nice booze, $100 on dinner with some friends, and upwards of $200 on jeans or shoes.  What can I say, I like the finer things.  Read More »

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A Guy's Guide to Not Being a Creep (By a Girl)

Guys, before I get into what you should and should not do, let me start by saying that I am giving you all the benefit of the doubt, for fairness sake. Instead of assuming that you are all unattractive, alcoholic, misogynistic, stalkers (which, in reality, is what most women will assume you are until they get to know you), I will assume that you are all handsome, caring, respectful gentlemen. Read More »

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4 Things I Don't Like Hearing... Especially During Finals

1. "No."

Come to think of it...who ever actually likes hearing no? Probably not a lot of people, however, the word "no" is something that weighs a little more heavily on a person during finals. "No, you can't have an extension," sucks a little bit more than, "No, you can't have an Oreo cookie." Read More »

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