Tired of hearing over and over about the
invincibility of Chuck Norris? Good, because no one is perfect.
Here's your chance to expose some of Chuck Norris' vulnerabilities.
Hey, even Superman has an Achilles heel.
• Chuck Norris' semen cures cancer.
Too bad he has AIDS.
• Chuck Norris once got a
splinter and was rushed immediately to the ER, screaming “I’m too
young to die!” the whole way.
• Chuck Norris scored an 8 on the
“Are you a good boyfriend” quiz in Cosmo.
• Chuck Norris once went into a
bar and was heard saying, “I’ll have a Mike’s Hard Lemonade.”
• Richard Simmons once told Chuck
Norris to quit acting like such a fag.
Still scared to submit because you're
afraid of the wrath of Chuck Norris? Don't worry, Chuck is too tired
to seek you out and destroy you. Besides, I heard he has severe
arthritis. So go ahead, rip into Chuck. What comes around goes
around.
