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Mark: Silky is such a pothead. He brings his bowl with him everywhere. Look, it's just chilling on the pool table.
Manda: You do know that's a cereal bowl right?
Mark: Ha, you're funny.
-Naively staring at a cereal bowl
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Anti-Chuck Norris Facts Submission Form
Tired of hearing over and over about the invincibility of Chuck Norris? Good, because no one is perfect. Here's your chance to expose some of Chuck Norris' vulnerabilities. Hey, even Superman has an Achilles heel.
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Examples:
- Chuck Norris' semen cures cancer. Too bad he has AIDS.
- Chuck Norris once got a splinter and was rushed immediately to the ER, screaming “I’m too young to die!” the whole way.
- Chuck Norris scored an 8 on the “Are you a good boyfriend” quiz in Cosmo.
- Chuck Norris once went into a bar and was heard saying, “I’ll have a Mike’s Hard Lemonade.”
- Richard Simmons once told Chuck Norris to quit acting like such a fag.
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