Points in Case

The Fine Print of College Life | Writers

 
PIC Newsletter:

Search PIC:


Daily College Quotes
New on PIC               By RSS | Email
Recent Article Comments
View all...
Recent Blog Comments
View all...
Submit >> Anti-Chuck Norris Facts
Tired of hearing over and over about the invincibility of Chuck Norris? Good, because no one is perfect. Here's your chance to expose some of Chuck Norris' vulnerabilities. Hey, even Superman has an Achilles heel.

Anti-Chuck Norris Facts | Top 10 Facts | Move Over, Chuck Norris

Examples:

Chuck Norris' semen cures cancer. Too bad he has AIDS.
Chuck Norris once got a splinter and was rushed immediately to the ER, screaming “I’m too young to die!” the whole way.
Chuck Norris scored an 8 on the “Are you a good boyfriend” quiz in Cosmo.
Chuck Norris once went into a bar and was heard saying, “I’ll have a Mike’s Hard Lemonade.”
Richard Simmons once told Chuck Norris to quit acting like such a fag.

Still scared to submit because you're afraid of the wrath of Chuck Norris? Don't worry, Chuck is too tired to seek you out and destroy you. Besides, I heard he has severe arthritis. So go ahead, rip into Chuck. What comes around goes around.
 


Email your Anti-Chuck Norris fact(s) to chuck@pointsincase.com


Content Community PIC Sponsors  |  Add Link

Home
Quotes
Columns
Articles
Blogs
Convos
Submit

About PIC
Advertising
Contact Us
Facebook Page
Newsletter
RSS Feed
Writers

Mr. Chip's Tees
Funny T-Shirts
Offensive T-Shirts
Fake Certificate
JCPenney Coupons

Spring Break Packages
No Deposit Poker Bonus
Diploma Company
Videos to Mobile Phones

Copyright © 1999-2008 Hotiron Media.  All Rights Reserved.  Jobs | Terms | Privacy Policy

PIC Sponsors


Mr. Chip's Tees
Funny T-Shirts
Offensive T-Shirts
Spring Break 2009
No Deposit Poker Bonus
Videos to Mobile Phones
Fake Certificate
Diploma Company
JCPenney Coupons
Add your link...

PIC Favorites
The Golden Rules of IM
C-Dub: Cybersex Comedy
How to Argue with Females
Anti-Chuck Norris Facts
The Dicktionary / Chicktionary
Mind of Single Guy / Single Girl
The Walk of Shame
Why I Get Laid and You Don't
Greatest Sexual Theory Ever
Beginner's Guide to Jail
Your Organs Decide a Friday
What a Drink Says About You
Historical Cybersex
The Golden Rules of Manhood
You're Not an Internet Badass
Face to Facebook
Don't Be THAT Guy / THAT Girl
I Saw You Eye Fucking Me
Guide to Trendy IM Laughing
Proper Use of Ejaculatory Slang
Don't Get Pussy-Whipped
The Ping Pong Pile of Shit
Famous Writers Order a Muffin
Free Stuff
Free Smileys - Smiley Central
Free Cursors - Cursor Mania
Free Profile Editor - Webfetti
Free Ringtones - Phone MP3s
Free Zwinky Download
Free Kiwee Download
Free IMVU Download
Free Laptop Computer
More free stuff...