College Quotes
Katie: That's what I'm going to do. If you BEAT the fear into them, they won't fight back.
Jackie: We're not BLACK.
-Watching a Lifetime movie about spousal abuse
Funny AIM Convos
The Scale of Doom
(PG-13, 70 lines)A scale isn't the only way to help fatties face the truth about their weight problem.
You've Been Hacked!
(PG-13, 49 lines)Every year, on April 1st, The Humor Bot turns into a hacking machine.
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Books from PIC
The Snippets and the Impure Tour
By Nathan DeGraaf
A fascinating tour of sex, booze, drugs, and debauchery, complete with witty banter.
The Imbible
By Alex Bash
The definitive guide to drinking games, both new and classic, plus boob jokes.
About Deus X Machina 
Satire, horoscopes, standup comedy, musings, and rants.
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About Xavier Holland
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New York, NY
School
Pomona College
At a Glance
I hold several sexual world records, mostly related to speed and/or number of bystanders injured.
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Well done sir
Am I the only one who doesn't get this? Like, at all?
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