I've Got Q's, You've Got A's

1. Best cheap beer is Miller High Life. Next best are PBR and Black Label (by Carling).
2. Are you baiting me to check Wikipedia? No, I won't go that route. Instead, I'll say, asparagus is mad that it's not appreciated by enough people, so it takes revenge on the way out like a fat girl announcing her presence with a loud, unfunny joke.
3. Shampoo. Conditioner i never feel like i really need, but occasionally use just because it's there.

p.s. you should number your questions for easier reference in the comments

I'm just gonna stick with answering the first question, 'cos I feel this one needs a bit of Aussie input.

Best cheap beer, would have to be FourEx. And no - contrary to popular belief, English culture, and Pro Surfing promos, Fosters is NOT Australian for beer. It's Australian for 'we hate this shit, so we'll send it over seas and let other poor suckers drink it, while we keep the good shit for ourselves.'

Seriously. I can't remember the last time I walked into a pub or a bottle shop here and saw Fosters for sale.

1.Top 3 Best Cheap Beer(In order): Boxer, Lucky Lager, Black Label.

2. I always thought normal pee kind of smelt like asparagus. Either way, i have no answer for you.

3. I used to do both but I've gotten fed up with my conditioner's pretentious bullshit. Now its shampoo only.

Best cheap beer is Milwaukee's Best Light (Actually my favorite beer for some reason, so even with cash flow I buy this.) If for some reason I have more money and there is no beast light, I would go with Budweiser, Warsteiner Dunkle, and probably anything that doesn't resemble piss in anyway, shape or form.

Asparagus is like that kid in high school who thought stink bombs were funny. He didn't get the message that smelling terrible is dumber than hell.

To quote my friend Billy, "Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair." I'm not sure Conditioner has ever done anything to my hair.

Sorry Manda- Tooheys shits over 4X! Next is VB 3rd is 4X..
Can't stand asparagus so I cant help you there!
And conditioner only coz ive ridiculously thick hair and i need all the help i can get with it!

Kate, I'm a TED's drinker through and through (well, cept when I'm drinking Coopers), but neither of those are 'cheap'. Toohey's new is ok, but I'm a QLDer mate, I gotta rep the QLD brew ;)

Well,

First of all I am pretty sure Fosters is brewed and bottled in Canada. And I am not just saying that becase I am 100% French Canadian. (Losing my train of though)... oh oh... the best Cheap beer... well at a bar.. on Cheap beer night at Kilarney's 1.25 a beer is the best beer which is domestically challenged budlight. Yumm.... if I want cheap beer thats good... outside of the bar.. the cheapest that my testes can take is keystone light... garbage.

Asparagas? Just the name of it makes my pee cringe. Green and chewy usually means smelliness.

Conditioner? Wtf is conditioner? And you can e-mail if you want some more witty banter.

1. Pabst Blue Ribbon, cause I like to keep it classy. Miller High Life is a close second. Then Natural Light. Act like you've never drunk Natural Light til you couldn't remember your middle name.

2. I have no idea about the asparagus things. But I do know that canned asparagus is the worst shit in the whole wide world.

3. Conditioner is way better. It's like really good smelling lube...but for your hair.

1. Lionshead (dirt cheap, tastes decent, and the bottle caps have puzzles on the inside), Coors Light (my favorite to shotgun, although it may be borderline too expensive), and Keystone Ice (I think the last time I had this I shotgunned 6 in an hour and left the party through the kitchen window).

2. If I cared I'd probably be a chem major.

3. I don't worry about this because I just buy shampoo that has conditioner in it.

(this is Manda)

Actually, KC's new buddy, Fosters is predominantly brewed and bottled in Australia. It's Australian owned, but is also brewed internationally. Meaning, predominantly, no - it's not brewed in Canada ... It does have a brewing station there, but Foster's major international Breweries are in the USA and Russia.

Just, you know, a little bit of a beer lesson for you there.

hellooooooooooo STROHS like 7 somethin for a 15 pack. perfect to get the day i mean night started. next would have to be 30 STONES, with their "funny" notes about bein unsmooth and id have to round it down with HIGHLIFE perfect for 40 hands.

as for asparagus who the hell knows, this guy doesnt. i cant even recall eating it

shampoo or conditioner. this is a no brainer get the shit that has both? right shampoo plus conditioner i believe it says.

there u have it folks

1) id have to say PBR. Its very cheap ($14.07 for a 30) and tastes fairly ok.
2) caused by chemicals called thiopropionate that your body cant break down. now kc, i know you're a super-hero. but i have to break it to you, it does not make everyone's pee smell, just most people
3) and conditioner is better, it makes the hair silky and smooth

PBR is shite.
Best Cheap Beer?
Highlife, Coors light, and then Busch.
But that's only if I'm at a skeezy bar.
Otherwise I don't spend under 7 dollars for a sixer.
Cause good beer, high percentage beer, gets the ladies trashed quicker without knowing it. That is if they're already so drunk they can't smell the diesel coming out of the bottle....

I love Key Ice. Even when I have money, I drink it.

Because it doesn't like you.

Conditioner.

As an Aussie who has not yet left the homeland for America's glittery shores i have to say i have only ever tried Fosters once and it sucked.

New is the best cheap beer here

Guinness is the best ever

Asparagus blows

Conditioner blows

I love Key Ice. Even when I have money, I drink it.

Because it doesn't like you.

I believe only like 22-23% of people actually have their urine take on that funky smell. Even more amusing is only 26-27% of people can smell it. Now cheap beer, keystone light is the cheapest I'll go. And only if I have too. I believe the answer to smell has been answered. And the dual shampoo+conditioner is the bomb.