Happy Holiday Questions

1. I also could use a new laptop. And a new watch.
2. Christmas music any time of the year makes me want to murder midgets.
3. My favorite family Christmas tradition is staying up all night long Christmas Eve, drinking eggnog. We have every intention of waiting til daylight to open presents, but by four a.m., we're all drunk and surrounded by torn up wrapping paper.
4. I can't recall a really sexy gift I've gotten, besides Merry Christmas head. But the least sexy gift I've gotten was lingerie from someon who didn't have a chance in hell of seeing me in it.

I am a simple man with simple needs. All I want for Christmas is a “Good –For” blowjob coupon book. That’s it, that’s all.

1. I know it sounds lame, but I could really use either a staples gift card or a whole bunch of classroom supplies. I'm a teacher at a severely underfunded school, and I end up paying for a lot of shit out-of-pocket - dry-erase markers are pricy, and I go through at least 200 in a single academic year!

2. Gotta agree with LCD - Christmas music fills me with homicidal rage at all times of the year, November and December definitely included

3. Every Christmas, after dinner, my family splits into 2 large teams and plays Trivial Pursuit. It's a very fun drunken time

4. The sexiest gift I've ever received was a girlfriend who dressed up as a very sexy school girl for my birthday once. The least sexy gift I ever received was probably an iTunes gift card or some equally lame gift from a gf.

1- I could defenitly go for a futon, my last one was shattered in an incident involving the creation of a blanket fort.
2- valentines day stuff is the worst. dont get me wrong, I like being spoiled for a day as much as anyone, but I hate confronting the pink heart explosion.
3- we watch 'Its a wonderful life' every christmas.
4- the sexiest gift i've ever gotten was pink silk lingerie, which was also the least sexy because it was purchased for me by this 79 year old woman that was my homestay mother when i was living in scotland. My roommate got it in purple

1. i could really use an honorable discharge from the military before i go insane. but thats not going to happen soooo maybe a fucking xbox 360 that doesnt fuckin suck.

2. i think having that 24hr marathon of "a christmas story" has just gone on waaay too long.

3. getting ridiculously fubard on xmas eve and bullshittin with tha family... then waking up at like 3pm xmas day to open presents

4. the free lap dance i got at the strip club and i got to pick the songs.... hookin up with the bar wench at same club later that night.

1. Sunglasses - mine broke, new fishing pole and tackle box, and lingerie.
2. Tie. Christmas music is only okay at kids Christmas programs. Valentines day completely sucks The Man's ass.
3. Cutting down our Christmas tree. There's nothing quite as fun as throwing snow down the back of your mans pants while he's sawing the tree down.
4. Full body massage.

1. I would love a new laptop, and a new ipod wouldn't hurt either.

2. Valentine's is more annoying.

3. My family's tradition is mostly to ignore Christmas.

4. I don't think I've ever gotten a particularly sexy OR unsexy gift. Hmm.

1. I could use a new girlfriend.
2. Valentines shit in December annoys the hell out of me.
3. I set my alarm for four o clock in the morning, wake up my entire family, and then go back to sleep until about noon, when we open gifts.
4. My girlfriend once gave me a coupon for a threesome. I also once received a video camera with a note that said "we could put this to use" from a really creepy older man at work.

^ Is that the infamous Coury from SL?

1. I could use a new car, but since I'm not getting that, tires and brakes on my current one would work fine. And a new laptop too.

2. I'm on board with the holiday music driving us all crazy and making us do bad things.

3. My family tries to cancel Christmas dinner while we're in the car on the way to whoever's house we're going to for dinner.

4. Sexiest gift was hot sex, least sexy, can't think of anything...

1) i would kill for a motorcycle. seeing how i am a woman from new jersey though, it's not going to happen anytime soon. you know, because i really am a terrible driver, as the stereotype says.

2) valentines day. i hate that holiday. it's ridiculous. i refuse to recognize it as a holiday.

3) my mom makes our a really good dinner and we make fun of everyone in the family. i also get drunk.

4) sexiest gift i've ever gotten... i definitely haven't gotten anything real sexy. least sexiest... a ceramic flower.