Even Crippled, I Have Questions

umm chicks dig scares? I don't know maybe it makes you look cool sensative and caring. maybe they think they can take care of you and nurse you back to health. put on some vitamin e. Thats cool you are watching movies. Its publicly humilating to go outside wearing a neck brace and have little kids point out and quietly ask their parents what the hell happened. plus its to hot to go outside anyways.

Don't bother with literary agents. I worked at one for 2 years. Trust me, it's not a necessary step in the process of getting published.

chicks dig scars cause EVERYONE digs scars. but if you don't want to deal with them you don't need to buy those retardedly expensive creams to help them go away, just put sunscreen(whatever SPF you usually use) on them(everyday!) sunscreen has the same stuff in it as those creams and it's way cheaper.

College movies? Can't I choose sitcom characters instead? George Castanza, Lucille Bluth, and Liz Lemon. I know that doesn't answer the question, but I think they'd be a rowdy bunch.

Favorite Wizard? Selena Gomez. She's on some Disney Channel show about wizards. I've never seen it but she's prettier than I have ever dreamed of being and she's shacking up with a Jonas Brother.

I don't know why chicks dig scars, but I would dig them more if people tattooed how the scar came about right next to it. Like, "Dog Bite," "Toaster Burn," "I Fell," etc. I think you should do that, it would tell quite the story.

KC,
First the 3 people I would bring with me on the road trip are all from Animal House. 1) Bluto because he can pound an entire bottle of JD in one go, dresses up like a pirate, and is fat and slobbish. All awesome and commendable things. 2) Otter because he comes up with hair brained schemes to get tail, like finding Faun Lebowitz after her boyfriend died and taking advantage of her vulnerable state. Also awesome. and 3) Dean Wormer's wife because she is a total MILF and a total whore. Again all awesome.

The best wizard is Mr. Wizard, I mean where else can you learn about such useful real life things as how to make a potato power a clock. A close second is Gilber Arenas, the guy seriously yelled "hibachi" when he would shoot.

Finally the cane you want is a cane gun, the less common cousin of the sword cane. Everyone remembers the part in Indiana Jones where the guy is swinging his sword around all badass and then Indy, cool as the other side of the pillow, shoots him. That could be you if you get in a fight with a guy with a cane sword and you have a cane gun.

I've only got time to answer one question, so I picked the one that took the least amount of thought. The greatest wizard of all time is Albus Dumbledore, from the Harry Potter books. No question. If you pay attention, he's kind of a bad ass. And yes, I embrace my inner nerd. Glad that you seem to be doing well!

Under "Sword Canes" on the left side. No pictures of the actual swords though, as far as I can tell.

http://www.creativecanes.com/canepics04.html

cat fight with emily, just kidding

I've picked 2 of the questions.

Definitely Albus Dumbledore.

And I think chicks dig scars because it makes you look dangerous. And most chicks dig guys that appear dangerous.