Jerry Landry

School

Michigan State University

Class of

2008

Hometown

Tawas City, MI

At a Glance

When he isn't writing for Points in Case, Jerry is chugging Pabst and plugging away at his blog: This Week In Dude and contributing to Yahoo! Voices.

Bio

Born and raised in Tawas City, Michigan. Attended Michigan State University and then relocated to Washington D.C. in the summer of 2008. Jerry currently makes attempts at freelancing and writing shitty bio descriptions.

Comedy Articles


5 Movies Where Bruce Willis Doesn't Act Like a Badass
I was curious to see what the rare, softer side of Bruce Willis is like, so I forfeited my masculinity and endured some shitty, yet wholesome cinema to find out.
May 20, 2013


The Greatest Minor League Baseball Scout
If you have a character flaw, Craig Ryburn is gonna find it. This is what has kept him in the trade for 34 years. He knows how to put everything on the smallest of tables.
Apr 26, 2013


Ode to the Shower Beer
You can pour pilsner into your mouth at whatever angle you want, and nobody from society is gonna judge you. Nobody is watching. Nobody cares.
Mar 27, 2013


The Top 10 Top Ten Lists
America is in love with the "Top 10 List". So get ready to rally behind my tallies, as I plan to catalyze evolution through overload with a top ten list of top ten lists.
Feb 20, 2013


Is Chris Berman an NFL Sex Addict?
Talking about football on television gets Chris Berman so steamy under the collar that it makes you wonder just what he was up to during the commercial break.
Jan 26, 2013


29 Spontaneous Ways to Combat Boredom in 2013
If you do anything out of the norm in 2013, please make sure that you get into a close-quartered sword fight at high elevation in a hot air balloon.
Jan 6, 2013


The Two Thousand Twelve Days of Christmas
A much-needed revision to the outdated gifts from the Christmas classic. Hell, even a song about gifts in 2005 would be long obsolete given our demand for the latest in supply.
Dec 10, 2012


The Coefficient of Friction of Pete Sampras on Tennis
Pre-Sampras, it was the norm for a tennis star to look about as masculine as the Dutch Boy. Post-Sampras, it became okay to be as hairy as an Italian truck driver.
Nov 27, 2012


Yogi Berra: Cat Assassin
"When you get to the fork in the road, take it... then you'll find the feline and put a putty knife through its brain stem." This is the Yogi Berra you never knew.
Nov 10, 2012


Roseanne Barr: Leader of Men
There was no better leading man than Roseanne Barr. Even though he mysteriously mensed once a month, we learned what life was really like in the blue collar trenches.
Oct 6, 2012


My First Day of Senility
I knew that while meeting my children that day for the first time would be a happy experience, I would be enduring the strange feeling of knowing nobody.
Sep 21, 2012


The Runback: Week 1 NFL Recap for the Mildly Invested
Week one began over a week ago, and ended the other night. The NFL sure knows how to make money. Here's the high-breadth, low-depth analysis, in succinctly verbose format.
Sep 13, 2012


Shit Little League Parents Say
Having little experience and less aptitude, parents are always firing baseball pointers from the stands during a showdown between two groups of mediocre 11- to 12-year-olds.
Aug 29, 2012


Beware the Exosmeleton
Even though he is long gone, your buddy has left behind a far-from-innocuous remnant of the nasty throbbing stench that sparked his exodus in the first place.
Jun 23, 2012


How I Feel When I See an Animated GIF for the Millionth Time
Welcome to 2012, a time when instead of expressing emotions interpersonally, we convey how we feel through a series of animated GIF files and YouTube videos.
May 30, 2012


DO NOT POST: 14 Predictable Facebook Status Updates
In our years of scrolling, we may have begun to notice how unbelievably predictable and mundane each of our newsfeeds has become. Here are 14 statuses you should always rethink.
Apr 29, 2012


The $25,000 Period
Once a month, your upbeat relationship transforms into vitriol and tyranny. For a man, this is a sweltering round on the hot seat like none other if you're her "lucky man."
Apr 18, 2012


Don't Be THAT GUY, Part 2
Some of us are partial tools, some of us fade in and out of toolism, and some of us are just full-blown tools. Take a look in the mirror sometimes and tell yourself: "Don't be that guy."
Jan 28, 2012


Dude vs. Bro: Who Wins?
Throughout the lives of men, we're confronted with an inordinate amount of peers. At each stop, we ultimately have to ask ourselves, "Who are my Dudes?" and "Who are my Bros?"
Jan 6, 2012


On the Mass Appeal of Nipples, Match.com, and Prostate Exams
Our society subscribes to a weird set of rules... and the way we interpret them can be even weirder. For instance, why is the nipple what censorship uses as the limit for upper-torso nudity?
Dec 14, 2011


11 Dick Moves, From the Man Manual
If anyone were to find that these unspeakable acts were in any way premeditated, the tolerance for them would be worn even thinner than the nearly tangible membrane between good and evil.
Nov 15, 2011


The Sexually Explosive Guide to Making Blockbuster Action Movies
Here now, I lend to you the paramount guide to action movie conception consumption, a "chamber of secrets" if you will, the skeleton key to what makes action movies great.
Oct 18, 2011


20 Ambiguous New Chuck Norris Facts
Since I am a de facto dude, and since Chuck Norris is a first-ballot dude Hall-of-Famer, I'm going to explore the future of Chuck Norris statements of superhumanity. Put on your thinking caps.
Sep 21, 2011


The 8 Guys You'll Meet at a Bonfire
Bonfires are an American symbol of inefficient heating, circular gatherings, and a beer pounding, philosophy unleashing, fire fueled forum that nearly everyone has participated in.
Aug 21, 2011