Jake: Dude, that chick on the Canadian curling team, totally fuckable.
Frank: No man, did you see that blond girl on the Danish team? She is way better. Hold up, there she is right now, holding the rock.
Jake: The one in the eyeliner? No way man. She is not hotter than the Canadian girl.
Frank: You kidding me? The chick on Team Canada has wrinkles for God's sake. She's old.
Andrew: This is why I'm glad I'm gay. Perky ass trumps everything.
Frank: Are you serious? Wait, you guys don't have to worry about tits. Fuck, that's just not fair.