School:

University of Southern Maine

Hometown:

Washington, ME

At a Glance:

Jake Christie goes to the University of Southern Maine, where he majors in Writing, Media, and Impromptu Bong Construction. He's written novels, stageplays, screenplays, television scripts, humor pieces, and other things that don't help him get laid.

Bio:

Jake has never missed an episode of LOST. Baby, Jake promises he will treat you right. It won't be like last time, baby. Don't worry. He's changed. Jake lives in Maine and is incredibly white. He is probably the most important person on the internet today.