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Fuck You, Bill Simmons
By Xavier Holland November 20, 2009I apologize for the title. I was going to be a little more honest about how I felt, but, "Fuck You, Bill Simmons and our Masturbatory, Overrated Screeds about How Much Smarter You are than Everyone Else" didn't fit in the little title box as neatly as I would have liked. C'est la vie. Read More »
Porn is Terrible, Part II (And You Enjoy Rape)
By Xavier Holland November 16, 2009To be honest, I was a little of the fence about writing this part II, but hey, people seemed to be interested in it. Plus, I just watched Belicheck get fucked over by his own cleverness; clearly it's a sign that it's about time that people who aren't nearly as smart as they think they are to get their comeuppance. Read More »
Pointless Rap Beef
By Xavier Holland November 14, 2009I'm sitting at work, wondering how I can distinguish myself. I run through a list of options in my mind; working harder? No, that sounds like hard work. Working smarter? If I could work smarter, wouldn't I be doing it already? Bringing in delicious red velvet cupcakes? Not bad, but easily forgettable in the parade of pastries passed through the people of the office. Read More »
Locks of Thinly Veiled Disdain
By Xavier Holland November 9, 2009I was on the fence about writing about this, but then I saw KC's post about his hair and figured why not? I don't think the woman in question reads PIC, and if she does, well, I'll deal with it. Read More »
Why Doesn't Jadakiss Open a Checking Account?
By Xavier Holland November 8, 2009As you may or may not know, I've been known to occasionally post some lyrics on this here blog. I had an idea for some, and was just listening to a few songs to orient myself in a proper cadence. Unsuprisingly, lyrics are easier to write if you have an idea of what they should sound like. Read More »
10 Fun Facts About Cliff Lee!!!
By Xavier Holland October 29, 2009
10. Cliff Lee doesn't actually have any friends. When pressed, he gets flustered and claims that "Mavis Beacon" is his best friend. Despite this, he still types with two fingers. Read More »
Life is Tweet
By Xavier Holland October 28, 2009Just doing some catching up. If you're not already, you should totally follow PIC on twitter:
http://twitter.com/PointsInCase
If you think, wow, that's really funny, but I wish it had more ramblings about baseball and impromptu rap lyrics, feel free to follow me:
Unironic
By Xavier Holland October 26, 2009BOOM! The poem(ish) is weeks old, the song years old, but it's all fresh to you! Plus, people still misuse "ironic" more than they use it properly, so it's all good!
Unironic Read More »
Heroin, Handel and Tom the Bomb J.
By Xavier Holland October 25, 2009I know I haven't posted much (or anything) for a while. I have my reasons, which aren't really important. Suffice to say I didn't post for a while, I have a couple things to put up, so hopefully you should hear more from me in the coming weeks.
It IS good to know that even when you haven't posted in a while, Google has a habit of popping this place up at inopportune times. Like job interviews. Read More »
Or Are You Just Happy and Sticky to See Me?
By Xavier Holland April 30, 2009Drinking isn't overly expensive.
Drinking in bars can be expensive.
Drinking in karaoke bars in New York is the entertainment equivalent of shaking your wallet into a dumpster while drunk Koreans warble '90's pop hits you didn't really like when you liked them. Read More »
New Facebook
By Xavier Holland March 17, 2009Look, I understand you're upset. But all the whining in the world isn't going to do anything. Hell, even making a Facebook group isn't going to do anything; you can't fight the evil Zuckerberg empire using its own tools. Read More »
Nietzche
By Xavier Holland December 23, 2008I played with some big thoughts today.
Nudged them forward
The way I might kick a
stray
bottle on the street,
Its torn wrapper flapping with the brisk wind:
A corporate flag.
The thoughts bounced forward
the ridged edges clattering as they rolled.
It's funny how everybody is going to die but nobody knows what it's like.
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How to Get Laid Without Being a Dick, Part II
By Xavier Holland December 19, 2008In part I, I rambled aimlessly and advised against seeing getting laid as something competitive. Here are a few more tips:
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