Tits, Ass, Legs, Stomach, or Vagina?
Posted October 24th, 2006 by Nick Gaudio
Today, a buddy of mine and I were arguing over which female bodypart we men prefer to judge a girl's sexiness on...so I'm taking a poll.
2 for me.
4 for him.
In the name of SCIENCE...Let the voting commence!!!!!
1) Tits
2) Ass
3) Legs
4) Stomach (yeah, I know, right?)
5) Vagina
6) Other
2 for me.
4 for him.
In the name of SCIENCE...Let the voting commence!!!!!








31 Comments
Titties!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm going to have to go with jubblees too, Gaudio
Ass man here. Legs are second, then tits.
I have to agree with the ass, titties come in a close second.
Stomach? I know you've said it before, but I'm going to say it again: Your friends are fucked in the head.
Anyway, I also agree with ass.
2 is a winner
its really the combination of 2 and 4, but forced to chose 2.
6 (other) she has to have pretty eyes
2 and 3
Stomach for sure!! your friend is dead right
ass > titties > stomach and then i guess vagina which i dont think should even b an option because if u can see the vagina then im hoping its because your already about to fuck her if not your a wierd wierd man.
titties, always - if you see her stomach before that you shouldn't be there...
ass and titties, ass and titties, ass ass titties titties, ass and titties.....
They really just have to be proportionally curvy; I've found that the tits don't have to be amazing as long as she fills out a pair of jeans properly, or the ass can be so-so as long as she's got a nice rack. So I'd have to go with 6, or 1-5.
Also, no fat chicks.
ass and legs, women are meant to curvaciously fill out a pair of jeans. if a chick looks like she has a book in the back of her pants or can't expand the thigh region of her jeans because of her chicken legs, im not fuckin with her
I knew I could count on brother Tom for the tits shout-out! Pretty sure I still owe you a warm beer, buddy.
I'm fairly certain I know exactly what type of ass Nick likes . . .
Stomach?
What the hell?
I'll go with vagina to even things out.
A nice, clean, hairless vagina.
mmmm
i'm an ass-man myself.
Also, i have to disagree with saul. never did enjoy the shaved look.
I'm going with ass, but that nice, clean, hairless vagina has got to be second.
Ass, then tits, then legs. I'd say vagina, but you can't really judge this unless the combination of everything else causes you to investigate. All i really need is a nice clean shave, and for it not to look like a goddamn roast beef sandwich.
Hehe, i have this random photo of a chick's twat decorated to look like a burger, sesame seeds and all.
Ass, definitely.
In high school, I was a tits man all the way because, back then, all the girls were skinny. Now I'm an ass man. If a chick has a nice ass, everything else usually falls into place quite nicely.
I choose option 7: personality. Blatant sarcasm aside i'm shocked their isn't more love for vagina. I mean you have to take into account the total package when making this decision. A bad vagina can ruin anyone, whereas a girl could make up for no tits or ass if she overcompensates in some other area. It's funny...this subject is my dissertation.
hahahahaha
Tasty McVag,
You've made my day.
Excellent reply.
-Gaudio
I look at the stomach, specifically abs. Aside from testosterone pumping ms. olympia's, if a girl has slender and defined abs, everything else is always perfect. Plus, abs on a woman are just plain sexy.
Stomach. A girl's body revolves around her stomach. if her tummy is tight and firm, then chances on that her vagina is too. Nasty girls can have big tits and huge stomachs, and thats not sexy at all. A girl with sweet ass legs can look like shes pregnant. So on and so on. The stomach makes the final decision. If her face is aside from this convo, a nice stomach on a girl with no ass or tits and normal legs makes her sexy. chances are when rating girls at school in the hallway, her vagina is not an option for criticism due to its place of hiding below the pants, shorts, skorts, skirts, etc.
i win again.
hell dude go with teh legs and ass
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