Submit Comedy Articles

PIC TreehouseDo you have a knack for comedy writing?
Do at least three of your friends think you're pretty funny?

Then we want you to contribute to PIC!

We really do read all submissions carefully, and granted you answered yes to the previous questions, the chances of having your writing published to half a million readers every month are pretty good. As a result of having their work featured on PIC, our writers have been signed by publishers like Kensington Books and National Lampoon, picked up by magazines like Sports Illustrated and The Onion, interviewed by network talk shows, inundated with love and hate mail alike, and charmed by the delightfully chaotic experience of "going viral." We wish all of this and more/less upon you too. Read on!

Submission Guidelines

We're specifically looking for:

  • Humorous, creative, thematic, and entertaining articles
  • Preferably 600-1500 words
  • Original comedy articles (not published online already)

Past contributions include everything from irreverent topics like hypothetical extreme stunts, blow-up doll girlfriends, and the zombie apocalypse, to mainstream observations on partying, gym etiquette, and the walk of shame. Funny stories, essays, and articles covering current events are fine, as long as they're comedic. The only style we don't publish is satire news, because you already know where to get that.

Your article doesn't have to be about alcohol or sex to be appealing; we're very open to creative writing, "boring" topics made interesting, edgy or controversial material, satire/parodies, and other offbeat ideas you won't find in "mainstream" publications. We're looking for smart, unique comedy writing with personality, style, or pizzazz (you can't spell "pizzazz" without "pizza" so...yeah). But again, the main goal is to arouse laughter, whatever your method.

Things that will increase the chances of having your comedy article published:

  • Original topic (or at least a new spin or angle)
  • Strong first paragraph (this will show up on the front page)
  • Proofread/polished content
  • Catchy, relevant title
  • Emerging from a cloud of fog under a strobe light

If we publish your article, it will go up on the front page, as well as the Comedy Articles section, and your profile. Your name and photo will go up alongside your article and your profile will have a spot for future submissions as well.

Sometimes people ask us about becoming a columnist. Typically, we like to publish a few of your comedy articles first, to introduce readers to your style and make sure you want to be a staff writer. But we also realize you may either be a seasoned humor writer who can jump right in, or have a writing style that is more suited to either a column format. If that's the case, send us a pitch, some details about yourself, and examples of your work.

Want more specifics on what we look for in submissions?

Check out our Editor Interview on the writer's resource site Duotrope.

Submission Form

If you have multiple comedy articles, please upload up to 3 of your best below. This gives us a better initial idea of your writing style and depth, and increases the chances that at least one article will fit into our publishing schedule. It may also give us multiple orgasms.

If you have any trouble using the form, just email us at
Thanks, we look forward to reading and pleasuring ourselves to your best work!

Court Sullivan
Founder and Editor