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Frank: Holy shit, this is the first time I see a proper application of a mathematic concept in real life. Take this party for example. The entry is $15 and it's all you can drink. So your first beer costs $15 but each subsequent beer you drink brings the cost down until you reach an asymptote where it becomes virtually zero but not quite.
Nick (engineering student): I'm surprised you're in English Lit and you understand what an asymptote is.
-On saving by drinking
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Halloween Help
So apparently Halloween is less than a week away. And, in true X fashion, I have yet to find a costume idea.
Any help is appreciated. Comments/emails would be awesome.
If I choose your idea, you get a free signed copy of my book! Right now it's just a collection of used Wendy's napkins with bizarre smiley faces written on them, but signed.
You can't put a price on that.
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you and all of your friends can were nothing but green clothing. You can all go as GANGRENE.
You can dress in a mummified baby costume with a coat hanger sticking out of your head, and go as joie-de-vivre. Political statement in a halloween costume -> hardcore.
how about as an ancient gladiator? You could march triumphantly around with Paul Frank's head on a spear.
You could dress up to look like Barack Obama but tell everyone that you're John McCain, just to get disgruntled looks from other partygoers.
Note: Your friends may disown you for this.
I threw together a bandit costume with a cowboy hat I owned, a bandanna lying around, and my friend's poncho!
Wear a gift tag. On it write To: Women From: God. You are God's gift to women. Or you could cut holes in the bottom of a white trash bag so you can wear it. Then you are white trash.
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