10. Cliff Lee doesn't actually have any friends. When pressed, he gets flustered and claims that "Mavis Beacon" is his best friend. Despite this, he still types with two fingers. Read More »

Just doing some catching up. If you're not already, you should totally follow PIC on twitter:

http://twitter.com/PointsInCase

If you think, wow, that's really funny, but I wish it had more ramblings about baseball and impromptu rap lyrics, feel free to follow me:

http://twitter.com/NomChompsky. Read More »

BOOM! The poem(ish) is weeks old, the song years old, but it's all fresh to you! Plus, people still misuse "ironic" more than they use it properly, so it's all good!

Unironic Read More »

I know I haven't posted much (or anything) for a while. I have my reasons, which aren't really important. Suffice to say I didn't post for a while, I have a couple things to put up, so hopefully you should hear more from me in the coming weeks.

It IS good to know that even when you haven't posted in a while, Google has a habit of popping this place up at inopportune times. Like job interviews. Read More »

Drinking isn't overly expensive.

Drinking in bars can be expensive.

Drinking in karaoke bars in New York is the entertainment equivalent of shaking your wallet into a dumpster while drunk Koreans warble '90's pop hits you didn't really like when you liked them. Read More »

Look, I understand you're upset. But all the whining in the world isn't going to do anything. Hell, even making a Facebook group isn't going to do anything; you can't fight the evil Zuckerberg empire using its own tools. Read More »

I played with some big thoughts today.
Nudged them forward
The way I might kick a
stray
bottle on the street,
Its torn wrapper flapping with the brisk wind:
A corporate flag.
The thoughts bounced forward
the ridged edges clattering as they rolled.

It's funny how everybody is going to die but nobody knows what it's like.

Clunk Read More »

In part I, I rambled aimlessly and advised against seeing getting laid as something competitive. Here are a few more tips:

Pay Attention Read More »

(Editorial note: For convenience's sake, I'm going to use mostly male-centric language. Really, these tips should be universal, so even if says "he" and you can reach into your bloomers and grab a handful of fleshlettuce, it might apply) Read More »

Dirty Painties are back. For now.

By Jayceon Taylor

Hey, you guys. Lately I've been sensing just a wee bit of confusion about whether I'm a heterosexual or a homosexual. Well, I thought I'd take this moment and clear the air for anybody that's still wondering:

Jayceon is all about the ladies! Read More »

Recently, my baby-faced Asian pal, KC "Krazy Casey" Freeman wrote his always entertaining series of questions. It's titled Just Curious. You should totally read it and answer his questions. Read More »

(For reference) 

I respect and encourage your beliefs. Read More »

So apparently Halloween is less than a week away. And, in true X fashion, I have yet to find a costume idea.

Any help is appreciated. Comments/emails would be awesome.

If I choose your idea, you get a free signed copy of my book! Right now it's just a collection of used Wendy's napkins with bizarre smiley faces written on them, but signed. Read More »

When they see me on the corner they might not know what it is I do
Well I purchase pharmaceuticals wholesale to resell to you
Yeah I have narcotics
(fancy word for druggy stuff)
Some of them go in your vein
I do it for financial gain
You do it for financial gain?
Mostly for financial gain
Which I can use to purchase things Read More »