Apparently, some teens in some town in Massachusetts had a "pregnancy pact" whereby they agreed to try to get pregnant. Which a lot of people are down on, but I happen to be ecstatic about. Because I love underaged girls, and I love MILFS, and I love a good 2 for 1. Read More »

It's so weird that Paul's cousin is going to be on FOX the same week mine is. I'm not sure what day he's going to be on, but if you're a regular FOX watcher, I'm sure you'll see him. He's so excited I bet he's just pacing back and forth over the same three feet. Just in case you are watching, I've attached a picture so you know what to look for.

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Any bank can be a sperm bank if the tellers are hot enough.

Labels: Nathan Degraaf

I often wind up having aim conversations that I think may be of some humor to an outsider. Congratulations, you're now an outsider. This probably won't be an overly regular thing, just a once in a while little treat.

inblack* (12:15:04 AM): they have this thing called operation gay domination
inblack (12:15:25 AM): where they try to seduce straight guys Read More »

1. I was born in New York City, at the historically young age of 0 years old. Read More »

It's not every hour that you get an email like this.

Give your lassie endless nights of pure delight and passion with a big one!
Bring more love and passion into your life today! Read More »

I've been in a variety of office environments. I've been in the kind of offices where everybody just kind of sits around and does their own thing on their own computer, Read More »

Romance:

I think it's ok to have sex with a third cousin, if the first two have gained a lot of weight.

Politics:

I don't want to be the Vice President, just the President of Vices. Read More »

Hey, Karen. Stace, you finished that paper yet? Nah, me neither. It's like what they say: procrastination is just like masturbating. Sure it feels good, but in the end, you're just fucking yourself. Also because I like to jerk off instead of doing papers. Creepy, huh? So you guys going to that party this weekend? I hear it's supposed to be a blast. Read More »

Sugarcoating: Sugarcoating is pretty awesome; I don't understand why people are so reticent to let it happen to issues. Delicious, delicious issues. Read More »