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TJ: I'm no longer hung over! God Bless my metabolism. Fuck it for making me super hungry all the time, but bless it now.
Cata: Poor you, eating all the time and never gaining weight. Drinking all you want without hangovers. That's awful. Really.
TJ: You will never know my pain. I only get full at all-you-can-eat places. I've fucking been asked to leave a buffet, Catalina. It's just like lasting a long time in bed: highly coveted, yet a big hassle in general. Regardless, I'm rewarding my metabolism by getting fucked up by 2pm today.
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Paul Frank is a comedy writer, filmmaker, and college student. Here are some fun facts about him (they're fun depending on how bored or drunk you are):
Paul Frank is cute. Strikingly cute sometimes. So cute you can't look, but you can't turn away. Like a horrendous car accident.
Sometimes he's so funny he can make his dog laugh. Sometimes he's so not funny he does lines of cocaine that are bigger than his hopes and dreams.
He hates long walks on the beach, and he despises candlelight dinners. Sorry, ladies. However, I do enjoy cunnilingus. Stop reading if you're female. (I hate cunnilingus.) Start reading again if you're female. The End.
Experimental Comedy
Outrageous and absurb comedy with no point other than to make you laugh.
The Paul Frank Blog
Hello, I'm Paul Frank and this is my comedy blog which is overflowing with juicy comedy goodness of every variety! This blog will be updated often with written skits, videos, articles, papers, and other random comedy tidbits. I love you.
The Applebee's Menu Items are My Only Friends by Paul Frank
With entrees like those sweet, tender Honey BBQ Baby Backs and an endless supply of mouthwatering sides, there's no need for human relationships.
Fake Answers to Fake Questions by Paul Frank
Get ready for the Q&A that's bound to revolutionize the imaginary advice column industry! Two perspectives, one person - it's schizotherapy!
Global Warming Does Not Exist by Paul Frank
Global warming is the liberal's way of whining, "I'm too hot, but it's not my fault, it's society's fault." And that's the inconvenient truth.
A Letter from Your Unborn Fetus by Paul Frank
An unborn child speaks out from inside the womb to let his father know it's OK to have an abortion, and how to convince the girlfriend to do it.
That One Time You Killed a Clown by Paul Frank
Hey, remember that really crazy shit that went down in the back room of the carnival? Come on, I know you remember. You killed a fucking clown.
The Lost Diaries of Adam and Eve by Paul Frank
Finally, the Bible's most heated, inspirational passages are available, direct from Adam’s own cocaine’d gums and Eve’s herpes-ridden lips.
One More 9/11 Down by Paul Frank
One more anniversary down, ten gazillion more 9/11 TV shows and memorabilia to go. Soak it up, firefighters across America.
Roommates You Wish You Could Hate by Paul Frank
Good thing you can't hate what doesn't exist, or your roommate would be in a lot of trouble for things like masturbating to photos of your family.
Snoop Dogg Visits His Grandma by Paul Frank
