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Frank: I'm sorry, I don't think we've met before.
Ada: Oh we have. At beer pong a few weeks ago. You whipped out your junk all over the table.
Frank: Oh, shit. I was really drunk.
Ada: Yeah, I know.
-On everyday re-introductions

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