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Wesley Jansen

School:

University of Wisconsin - La Crosse

Class of:

2006

At a Glance:

One thing I have learned about life is that the best way to impress a lady is to walk up to her and say the following: "I am not a simple man, I am a complex mosaic of interconnected thoughts, feelings, and often conflicting emotions." Then belch as loud as you can and punch yourself in the face. Women like that...

Bio:

I grew up in a vibrant and stimulating small river town where everyone knows and is related to each other; I've been employed as a janitorial helper in a high school, a janitorial helper at a college, and as a janitor on a small riverboat casino; I worked in a broom factory; I've had 3 kidney surgeries that I like to describe in intricate detail at the dinner table; I went to 4 different colleges and didn't fit in socially with any of them; and now I am a world traveller with a massive, irreversible drinking problem. (I don't know, you figure it out.)
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"If you have a crooked penis...please don't get a penile extention...having an 'obtuse' personality is bad enough without having 'obtuse' genitals...unless, of course, your crooked penis forms a perfect 90 degree angle and conforms dimensionally to the universal dynamics of a 'right' degree triangle."
-Weston, considering the exciting world of sex and geometry while drinking

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