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Marty Archibald
Alex Black
Amir Blumenfeld
Lee Camp
Logan Cardon
Ryan Casey
Jake Christie
Michael Curtiss
Nathan DeGraaf
Mike Forest
Jim Fox
Heather Fried
A.B. Fritz
Andy Gallagher
Marelli Gallagher
Alan Gates
Nick Gaudio		 Mark Goff
Daniel Goodman
Scott Goodyer
Charlie Hatton
Mark Jabo
Ky Jurgensen
Jason K.
Chris King
Rick Lancer
Jay Maloney
Mike McGoldrick
Brendan McGurk
Alexander Meyers
Dave Murphy
Matt Murtaugh
Bill Nelson
Shannon O'Connor		 Dan Opp
Nic P.
Kyle Parrigan
Vaughan Ramsey
Justin Rebello
Matt Richardon
Michael Sarko
Jonathan Scott
E.E. Southerby
Aaron Spetner
 Lisa Stephens
Chad Stevenson
Court Sullivan
Mike Tuckerson
Mary Walsh
Ali Wisch
Dave Zimmerman


Marty Archibald
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Everybody Actually Has No Fun


Alex Black
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Drinking Away Your Summer Vacation


Amir Blumenfeld - UC-Berkeley
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Away Messaging: A Lost Artform


Lee Camp - University of Virginia
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The Time-Honored College Apartment
Unsolved Mysteries of the Hangover
Clean Eye for the Straight Guy
Valentine's Day Compromise


Logan Cardon
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Brilliant Term Paper Topics


Ryan Casey - Brown Mackey College
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Survey: Am I Hot or Not?


Jake Christie - Univ. of Southern Maine
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Frat Party: The Text Adventure
So You Saw Your Roommate's Penis


Michael Curtiss - Flagler College
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The Last Doctor Visit You'll Ever Make
Cupid's Revenge
Move Over, Chuck Norris
Safe Shitting Guide for School Toilets


Nathan DeGraaf - Univ. of South Florida
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Hate Fucking for Life
An Attempt at Sensitivity
RIP Kampus Kwik, We Hardly Knew Ye
The State of the Future Address
Why I Get Laid and You Don't
Down and Dirty Guide to Vegas
Collegiate Guide to Surviving
Hurricanes


Mike Forest - Michigan State University
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Clowning Miss America
Beer Goggles for Women


Jim Fox - Indiana University
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The Great Roommate Sex Escape


Heather Fried - Colorado St. University
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Crimes of Fashion, Part 2
Crimes of Fashion


A.B. Fritz - Miami University
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The Deal To End All Deals


Andy Gallagher - Ohio State University
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Live Like It's Rivalry Weekend
Wooing the Camera: A Closer Look at Gameday Rituals


Marelli Gallagher - Penn State Univ.
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Praise to the Manwhore


Alan Gates - University of Winnipeg
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Coming Soon to a Theater Near You...


Nick Gaudio - West Virginia University
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The Future of Equally Horny Women
Cock-Blocking's "Most Wanted" List
I Don't Mean to Brag, But I'm Perfect
I Law the Fought and the Won Law


Mark Goff - Hesser College
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How to Spot a Shitty College


Daniel Goodman - Virginia Tech Univ.
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My Blow-Up Doll Girlfriend is Not Marriage Material
Good Sign, Bad Sign
How to Impress Your Ex


Scott Goodyer - University of W. Ontario
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Return of the Mack (Hardcore Remix)
 For the Love of St. Patrick
 School Spirit: My Anti-Drug


Charlie Hatton - Centre College
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Do NOT Air This Sitcom


Mark Jabo - University of Pennsylvania
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Intelligent Design Flaws EXPOSED!


Ky Jurgensen - Texas State University
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ATTN: Liberal Arts Students


Jason K. - Rochester University
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Salutation as Disease: The "Campus Hello" Factor


Chris King
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The Off-Campus College House 3 (Episode 3 of 3)
The Off-Campus College House 2 (Episode 2 of 3)
The Off-Campus College House (Episode 1 of 3)


Rick Lancer - Columbia University
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Internships: The Corporate Travesty


Jay Maloney - The Citadel
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Cupid's Revenge
Move Over, Chuck Norris


Mike McGoldrick - Carleton University
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Student Video Game Therapy
College Students are the Smartest People on Earth
Flying the Coop
What I REALLY Learned Freshman Year


Brendan McGurk - Georgetown Univ.
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Guide to Essential College Friends
The Real World DOES Suck


Alexander Meyers - Kutztown Univ.
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Xtreme Stuntz Roundup


Dave Murphy - Saint Rose College
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Civil Disobedience: The Ex-Girlfriend Letters


Matt Murtaugh - Southern Illinois Univ.
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A Christmas Story


Bill Nelson - Kent State University
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Freshman Forgiveness
 I Am So Sorry, Girl


Shannon O'Connor - Univ. of Texas, SA
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No Use Crying Over Spilled Ink
June: The Forgotten Month of Festivity


Dan Opp - RPI
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Yeah You Know Me!
CSI: The Home Game
US Airways Flying Circus
Safety is the New Recklessness


Nic P. - Queen's University
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Masturbation: The Touchy Subject


Kyle Parrigan - University of Toledo
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The Department of Party Science


Vaughan Ramsey - University of Sydney
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The Wingman


Justin Rebello - Northeastern University
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New Year's Resolutions, or How to Improve Upon
Perfection
Talkin' Shit: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
How to Argue With Females
 The Golden Rules of Instant Messenger, Part 2
 The Mind of a Single Guy, Part 2
 The Golden Rules of Manhood
 Celebratin' Lots Mo' Drama in My Life
 38 Survival Activities For a Boring Class
 The Mind of a Single Guy
 Are You the Ultimate College Student?
 The Golden Rules of Instant Messenger


Matt Richardon - Univ. of Colorado
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College Classroom Etiquette


Michael Sarko - Ohio State University
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Before and After Party
The Art and Science of Bullshit
An Existential Crisis of Collegiate Proportions
Fun with Cause-Heads
What's Your Excuse?


Jonathan Scott - Emory University
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8 Things I Hate, Period.


Lisa Stephens - Bucknell University
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Sorry Asshole, Will Your Forgive Me?


Chad Stevenson - Stockton College (NJ)
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Greatest Snow Day Activities


Court Sullivan - Emory University
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Cell Phones: The Gift and the Curse
The Buck Stops Here!
 Briana Banks: The Pornstar IM Interview
 My Dog Demands Pear Mango Passion!
 If Interns Had Interns
 Top 10 Ways to Trick Yourself into Making Progress on an 8-Page Paper
 eBay: Dumbasses of America Unite!
 "Ticket-Fighter" Parking Hangtags
 College Student Regrets Divulging Computer Password to New Girlfriend
 Non-Reader's Guide to Reading for Pleasure
 Complete Guide to Trendy IM Laughing
 Think You Know 7-Eleven? Think Again.
 Credit Cards Gone Wild!
 Investor Confidence Weakened by Atmospheric Pressure
 Soft Drinks: Oversized and Out of Control!
 On Top of the Clothesline and Crawling
 Macy's "World's Largest Bombing Display"
 Parody Resume
 How to Email Your Professor
 How to Deal with Finals & Papers
 Top 10 Dorm Room Mixed Drink Stirrers
 Cuban Missile Explodes: Kills All 72 Aboard
 Do You Like to GET WASTED?
 Bigger is Better: Drinking or Driving
 College Quarter-Shortage Theory
 I am the D.U.C.
 Mystery of the Campus Shuttle
 Stop Sneezing!
 How Rome Fell...Into My Hands


E. Mike Tuckerson - Tulane University
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Relationship Endings for Beginners
It's the End of the Year as We Know It


Mary Walsh - Emerson College
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Mission Impossible: A Gallon of Milk in an Hour


Ali Wisch - Champlain College
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Spring Break with the 'Rents
The Walk of Shame


E.E. Southerby - Ontario College
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American Idol 2004: Place Your Bets!
 Superbowl XXXVIII: A Canadian's Perspective


Dave Zimmerman - Emory University
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Broke and Disgusted: Last Resort Summer Jobs

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